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normal man. just love people.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · Dec 7

Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 6h

Still among my smallest group of all-time favorite Astros.

ghostly gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 6h

I love George Springer so much

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 6h

🎶No será Marineros 🎶

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 7h

Love that he’s still wrecking the Mariners’ souls.

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t really have an opinion on Florida football in any way shape or form. Ambivalent at best. I get it’s the better job, but Kiffin’s got a good thing going at Ole Miss. At Florida, he’s just another guy. At Ole Miss, he’s on a path to being THE guy.

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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 7h

Look at the pandemonium George Springer just caused

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 7h

George Springer is one of the greatest playoff baseball players of all time.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 18h

What about the manger, born to ordinary people? The entire story works because he wasn’t ordained by men to rule over men. I feel like I’m being gaslit by the dumbest people you met at a Young Life gathering.

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 18h

Wait wait wait wait fucking wait…. The MAGA response to the No Kings rally is that they’re anti-Christian because Jesus is King? Even though Jesus def wasn’t a king on earth — which was a central part of the entire story????

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

#ItJustMeansMore

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

“Oh that defense that’s worked the entire game? Yeah we aren’t gonna do that anymore. Here’s some new originals.”

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

lol prevent defense is so fucking dumb

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Me and Texas offense

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Sincerely do not envy anyone involved.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

They’re in the worst/best/worst kind of purgatory.

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Jeffrey Keese @jeffreykeese.bsky.social · 2d

Every pic or video from the rallies brings a different stanza from Hughes “Let America be America Again” to my mind.

O, let America be America again—
The land that never has been yet—
And yet must be—the land where every man is free.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Tough season to be a Ewers hater I reckon!

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

It’s a party!

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

(This is the most trash talking I’ve ever done I hate it just funnin)

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Still. Gonna. Ruin. Yours.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

God Texas sucks this all sucks shut down the season

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

God I hate Arkansas can’t even do a mutually-beneficial solid. Shutter the program.

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Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Elko effect

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

North Texas spanking UTSA’s bottoms go home we aren’t interested.

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Excited to hear Dabo (actual name) tell everyone how lucky they are to have him at Clemson, following a home loss to something called SMU.

Brant in Real Life @brantcroucher.bsky.social · 2d

Gunner Stockton is so annoying because like he’s not even that good but then he does good things all the time which means he actually is good you know?