Brandon Hoàng
@brandonhoang.bsky.social
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👫🏻 writer Wylde Pak 👻 writer The Ghost & Molly McGee 🚲 GLORIA BUENROSTRO IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND 🏹 THE CROSSBOW OF DESTINY 💫 SECRET OF ATHRIA: THE INVENTORS EYE 🧨 MINECRAFT: ONE LAST QUEST https://linktr.ee/brandonhoangwrites
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Skies are blue! Sound off!

I’m Brandon Hoang - tv writer and author

I used to be an animation exec before making the jump to writing

I was staffed on The Ghost & Molly McGee and a TBA show at Nick. Wrote a YA and a MG and have more books coming soon.

Can’t wait to fill your timeline with gifs!
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shout out to @caitlinroseboyle.com for introducing me to Gold SO many years ago
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Don’t worry, everyone; they’re implementing state of the art age verification technology
A screen from the old game Leisure Suit Larry’s age verification quiz. Text on screen reads “Oops. You blew that one! If you miss another, you can’t possibly be 25.”
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Not a single person has ever wanted to interact with AI for customer service. Never. Everyone slams that 0 “Talk to a Representative” option every time and rapidly and with passion.

Why is this a thing???
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Spent all weekend trying to get an AI chatbot to refund me for an item it said didn't qualify for a refund. Finally googled called them and spoke to a human. The guy was not only very nice to chat with, he resolved the problem in under 5 min. I got the refund and a pleasant conversation.
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Tomorrow is Columbo's Day, so remember to eat the traditional chili dogs, wear your best disheveled raincoat, and above all, don't let any rich assholes get away with anything
A pencil drawing of Columbo by Peter Falk himself.
brandonhoang.bsky.social
this is the exact scenario that would happen to me
bencollins.bsky.social
If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
Did people really memorize phone numbers before cell phones, or is that just a movie thing?
2? Questions
I was watching some old shows from the 90s and noticed people would just dial numbers from memory - like they'd call their friends or family without looking anything up.
Made me wonder if that was actually normal back then? Did people genuinely have all their important numbers memorized, or did most folks keep a little address book or written list nearby?
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Cinnamon and Gunpowder. In the age of pirates, a notorious captain raids an aristocratic village and kidnaps the head chef. She makes a deal with him — make me a meal every Sunday (no repeats) or I’ll kill you. It’s foodie plus adventure plus beautiful prose.
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arguably one of the worst things about car dependent suburban sprawl is that it's a core reason (along with brick & mortar favored zoning laws and racism and classism and-) that the US doesn't have a street food culture like elsewhere in the world. i want more local street food delicacies damn it.
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cait.bsky.social
"well what are the Democrats supposed to do" I don't know! They're supposed to know! I'm not the one who sought and obtained a political position that would require me to know what to do when the ruling party attempts to install the President as a dictator!
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I forgot how hilarious Brenda Song is in Amphibia
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Portland Frog but its their in Final Fantasy 1: Dawn of Souls (GBA) style
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Can you imagine all the money and manpower it's taking to do this? Go volunteer at a soup kitchen.
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Triple checking? In this economy?
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sarahjeong.bsky.social
thinking about how fucked up it is to give kids measles on purpose and then withhold tylenol from them