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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · Nov 27

My very first post on Bluesky! I hope I don’t spell anything wrogn!

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 11d

Omg a 24 hour loop of this would be incredible

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 11d

It’s things like this that make October and Halloween so special. Regular, ordinary, and boring chores are suddenly filled with cast of ghosts, rats, and bats.

I hope you all find a ghost or a rat or a graveyard today.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 11d

Ultra rare aesthetic unlocked: Mid level sketchy laundromat with early 2000’s Halloween decorations.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 12d

That’s the life I dream to live

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 12d

Does any fast food chain go this hard anymore?

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 18d

THERE WE GO

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 18d

Something this magic can’t come from corporate, it has to be hastily done by someone in that specific location.

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 18d

My favorite aesthetic is chain restaurant franchise location DIY Halloween display.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 19d

Nobody ever talks about the movie Monkey Bone and it’s starting to deeply upset me.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 19d

a little girl wearing a tiara says he 's so ugly i love him

ALT: a little girl wearing a tiara says he 's so ugly i love him

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 19d

If you need physical, tangible evidence that life peaked in the early 2000’s: these were FREE at McDonald’s in October 2003.

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 19d

We’re all trying our best here

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 19d

a cartoon of a man holding a rock and a boy with a backpack

ALT: a cartoon of a man holding a rock and a boy with a backpack

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 19d

Mid October lunch for a regular, ordinarily adult

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 25d

I would love for this to be at a pumpkin patch with other wood cut out Halloween folk art.

brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 25d

Your move, Henson/ Monster cereals!

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Sammy Hain @sammyhain.bsky.social · 26d

#EasterSammy Uh oh, he's awake

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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 26d

Halloween! Nightmare King! Ghost! Ghost Pepper! Wednesday! And now the Jack-O-Lantern Whopper. I'm the only person in the world with a complete collection of Burger King's Halloween Whoppers, dating as far back as 2015. Can't believe I'm single.

Every Burger King Halloween Whopper, from 2015 to now. (Why though?)

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 26d

I don’t joke about serious topics

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brainexploder @brainexploder.bsky.social · 26d

If this came out when I was a kid, I would 100% save this box to put action figures in.
But even better: I’m gonna save this box and put action figures in it as an adult.