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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 21d
At The Far Side’s spy center
At The Far Side’s spy center
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5h
“Let’s see … I guess your brother’s coming over, too—better give it one more shake.”
“Let’s see … I guess your brother’s coming over, too—better give it one more shake.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 8h
Dog previews
Dog previews
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 11h
The Philadelphia Air Quartet
The Philadelphia Air Quartet
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 13h
“Blast! Up to now, the rhino was one of my prime suspects.”
“Blast! Up to now, the rhino was one of my prime suspects.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16h
“Jimzfxxy! Do you have to mess with the organisms on every planet we visit?”
“Jimzfxxy! Do you have to mess with the organisms on every planet we visit?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Come on out. … I think they’re through.”
“Come on out. … I think they’re through.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Thanks for coming. Something’s wrong—everything just seems a
little too quiet and normal today.”
“Thanks for coming. Something’s wrong—everything just seems a little too quiet and normal today.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Dibs.”
“Dibs.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Okay, ma’am—it’s dead. In the future, however, it’s always a good idea to check your shoe each time you and the kids return home.”
“Okay, ma’am—it’s dead. In the future, however, it’s always a good idea to check your shoe each time you and the kids return home.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 1d
“Pretty cool, Dewey. … Hey! Shake the jar and see if
they’ll fight!”
“Pretty cool, Dewey. … Hey! Shake the jar and see if they’ll fight!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
“Now, you can’t really hurt each other with those things, so next time you bicker, just go ahead and vent your anger—you’ll both feel better.”
“Now, you can’t really hurt each other with those things, so next time you bicker, just go ahead and vent your anger—you’ll both feel better.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 2d
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
She was known as Madame D’Gizarde, and, in the early ’40s, she used deceit, drugs, and her beguiling charms to become the bane of chicken farmers everywhere.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 3d
The first cruise arrow is tested.
The first cruise arrow is tested.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
My dinner with Andy
My dinner with Andy
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
He had seen Tanzania, and most of Mozambique was already behind him. There was no mistake. Chippy had done what most chimps only dream about: He had caught the Perfect Vine.
He had seen Tanzania, and most of Mozambique was already behind him. There was no mistake. Chippy had done what most chimps only dream about: He had caught the Perfect Vine.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
“Knock it off, I said! … This is a still life!”
“Knock it off, I said! … This is a still life!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 4d
In an effort to show off, the monster would sometimes stand on his head.
In an effort to show off, the monster would sometimes stand on his head.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
Civil Service History: On Oct. 12, 1979 (Columbus Day), government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a couple of hours to, in his own words, “take care of some unfinished business.”
Civil Service History: On Oct. 12, 1979 (Columbus Day), government employee George Sullivan goes in to work for a couple of hours to, in his own words, “take care of some unfinished business.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
“So then, when the bank doors open, we ... Louie! You jerk! ... Your hat brim is up!”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
To win the tribe’s respect, Jed first had to defeat their best thumb-wrestler.
To win the tribe’s respect, Jed first had to defeat their best thumb-wrestler.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
Some wolves, their habitat destroyed and overwhelmed by human pressures, turn to snorting quack.
Some wolves, their habitat destroyed and overwhelmed by human pressures, turn to snorting quack.
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 5d
“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
“Now relax. … Just like last week, I’m going to hold the red cape up for the count of 10. … When you start getting angry, I’ll put it down.”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
“Excuse me, Captain, but while we’re waiting, would you like to join the crew and myself for a little snorkeling?”
“Excuse me, Captain, but while we’re waiting, would you like to join the crew and myself for a little snorkeling?”
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 6d
Water buffaloes at home
Water buffaloes at home
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