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Wombat For Hire

@bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

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🛠️ Name's Emmet. Your friendly neighborhood repair wombat! 🖥️ Software maker 👽 Weird fiction writer ⚛️ Science liker 🎨 Art by others! He/him, >40. No RP. 🔞 PFP @artdexo2000.bsky.social Banner @skidarstudios.bsky.social

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · Oct 18

Since I've received some new followers, some introductions may be in order.

Hello. I'm Emmet. I'm a wombat. I'll fix your broken gadgets for a reasonable price. I may or may not use the proceeds from said repairs to fund my research into chrononautics. If you need help, ask the ferret.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 23m

The Da Vinci Code but the big conspiratorial secret is that the word "god" has always been written backwards

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Horned_Hut @horned-hut.bsky.social · 2h

#PortfolioDay
Hello! SFW artist who cannot exist without diversity in my worklife.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 9h

Sleeping should not be this difficult. We've been doing it since at least the Cambrian. It has no reason to be this bugged.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 10h

No, this is the year you know the *question*, and next year you'll forget it.

Happy birthday!

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

I have no idea what that means, but I feel I have to stand by it.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

If the heat doesn't get ya it's the wombidity

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 17h

Man, activity here really has tailed off. I guess everyone's moved on to the hot new social media platform, the No Emmets Club.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 18h

That's TWICE today!!

It is IMPOLITE to walk directly into me, just because you and your other non-short friend are engrossed in conversation.

Look down first!

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 18h

Happy birthday!

(I'm going to forget in 10 minutes)

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Tallow & Soot @tallowandsoot.bsky.social · 21h

Unrefined sketch for @garebearstare.bsky.social - thank you so, so much again for your patience and support!!

*angry quacking intensifies*

🦆💢💥

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 19h

There's a voice in my head all of a sudden that's trying to explain how attention is the same thing as time.

Tell it attention is money.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 19h

I see a Sully.

🏳️‍⚧️Honeydew Wolf @honeydewwolf.bsky.social · 20h

🎃 Halloween YCH Icons 🎃

🎃 $25, can do custom monster for +$5

🎃 Any species, any gender

🎃 Form: forms.gle/ghxQQayRcMr7...

🎃 Please share or leave a comment! 🎃

#halloween #ych #furry #furryart #art #bskyart #fursale #commissionsopen #commsopen #commission

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 20h

It's hauling heavy objects across town day. Pray for my decrepit mortal coil.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

A side effect of the weather suddenly turning colder: my internal chronometry is about two hours ahead of reality. My winter brain wants it to be late.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

That's what I was led to believe!

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

I subscribed to HBO Ass but it turned out to be different.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

I mean, yes, if you want to send back the best part.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

And now Sears is gone and we have to get our donkeys through a handful of donkey subscription services.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

Well excuse me. I accidentally shrunk down the entire city of New York and I needed to fob it off on *someone*

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Setrael - Comms OPEN! @setrael.bsky.social · 1d

Doing a shaded fullbody sale!
2 slots
U$120 each.
Reply or message me to claim a slot! Work quality is like this 👇

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

Sometimes I forget that I have a separate account just for whining.

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Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

From a cultural standpoint I appreciate the spooky family traditions, but I cannot say I adhere to any particular spooky family creed.

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow, my stomach just growled in precisely these tones.

Age of Empires priest ("wo lo lo", etc.)

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

I grew up in a mixed faith household. My mom was Catholic (Addams family) while my dad was Protestant (Munsters).

Wombat For Hire @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social · 1d

I don't want to give away the fact that I have a defective visual system ("spot the difference"? I can't!). That might harm the little hobby I have going.