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Beepu 🇵🇸

Beepu 🇵🇸

@boppu.bsky.social

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Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 4h

like he has stuff in bunches that im not sure anyone else in the system has

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 4h

i get that we're at best like 2 years from seeing mejia at the majors or nearing that talk, but i really do want him to stick around

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

but yeah man yankees fans have it sooooo hard 🙄

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

so let me get this straight, the blue jays and yankees spawned young great pitchers out of their ass but our young great pitcher has been cursed by witches?

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

in theory gunnar should be fine, cause there are times where he plays gold glove level defense, but then he'll just look like hes never seen a baseball before, its quite baffling

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

also holliday not being totally abysmal would help, and gunnar actually being consistently good and not streaky (idk how you become streaky at defense but hes managed to)

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

whenever EBJ gets called up our outfield defense should get so much better with the main combo being cowser/ebj/beavers

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

like judge/vlad/crochet/caminero is insane and gunnar being a like 3-5 war player just isnt enough

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i need gunnar to get back to being a superstar cause every other team in the division having a superstar/rising one will kill me

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i get that hes a blue jay but vlad jr is so cool

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i will keep my expectations reasonable about him

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i understand where the pessimism comes from, but i do trust they arent gonna hire some unknown/unproven guy

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

incredibly funny given there is only 5 starters on the team, one of which hasnt pitched in like 2 years

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

and like i cant say with 100% certainty that i trust any of them to last 30 starts

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

where does he see this surplus in starters we have? like its bradish/rogers/wells/povich/grayson and suarez ig?

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

now realising that i said "so far" twice lol

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

i know they're searching beyond that, but like how are those two the only reported ones so far

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 1d

so just checking that so far our only reported interest in potential managers so far is *checks notes* the yankees 3rd base coach, and albert pujols?

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 2d

makes up for that with better speed/defense imo

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 2d

can someone tell me what the legitimate purpose of the "no kings" protest is, cause it really doesnt seem to accomplish much other than being a large get together

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 3d

nobody should be this good at baseball

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 3d

i mean shohei just isnt human

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slangsonsports.bsky.social @slangsonsports.bsky.social · 3d

Top EV
Top distance
Top pitch velo
Most whiffs

SHOHEI IS SO SPECIAL

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 3d

two 116 mph homers in the same game lmao

Beepu 🇵🇸 @boppu.bsky.social · 3d

ohtani is the greatest player of all time idc