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Bonobobananas

@bonobobananas.bsky.social

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Golfer ⛳️, United 👹, MSK Clinical. Welsh, British and European. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧🇪🇺🔴⚪️⚫️

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · Jan 5

Having to unfollow people who insist on screen grabbing and posting from Twitter the most horrible takes from the dregs of society. 🚮

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 5m

Maybe if in a few years he’s shown he can manage a big club, would be more attractive to United that I’m sure he has his long term eyes on.

Dunno if he’s left or right handed Norn Iron though to keep the crazies happy 🤷🏻

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Emma Monk @monkemma.bsky.social · 5h

Wow - those are quite phenomenal headlines given the details of the story.

Ahh look, he’s just a ‘nerdy’ guy. No harm done.

You need to scroll down to paragraph 13 of the Sky piece to find the full story!

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Corey S. Powell @coreyspowell.bsky.social · 2h

I love this.

If you live anywhere in the dark blue areas, you are closer to outer space (defined by the Kármán line) than you are to the nearest seashore. 🧪

Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 4h

Space is a lot closer than most people realise

by u/Many-Excitement3246

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Tom Jamieson @tomjam.bsky.social · 8h

2011 - 2025. You gotta play the long game but eventually the world catches up

New issue of The Eye on sale now

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 6h

I think the CBs and 10s are understanding the positional side of Ruben’s system better now with one CB pushing into midfield and one 10 dropping in to make a 4. That’s left them less isolated

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Sean Reynard / Quentin Smirhes @seanreynard.bsky.social · 7h

THE INCREDIBLE SULK

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Secret Drug Addict @scrtdrugaddict.bsky.social · 7h

If you're not sure what self-care works for you, ask yourself these three questions:

What can I do within my power that will make me feel better?

What helps me recharge when I'm feeling drained?

Are my needs right now emotional, physical or practical?

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 8h

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Scott Metzger @metzgercartoons.bsky.social · 15h

Be kind

The cartoon is four panels. Panel 1: a dog is looking at his cell phone and talking to a cat who's sitting in front of him. The dog is saying "I like this quote: 'Be kind. Everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.'" The cat replies, "What's your battle?" Panel 2: Close-up of dog saying, "Fighting my feelings of sadness whenever the human is away." Panel 3: The dog is saying to the cat, "How about you?" Panel 4: The cat says, "My battle is with a piece of string." The dog replies while looking down at his phone, "Okay. Good talk."

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The Final Report @firehorse249791.bsky.social · 23h

28.10.2025

'If you've ever wondered what 185+mph winds sound like, here you are.

Category 5 hurricane Malissa is absolutely battering Jamaica at the moment.

Terrifying.'

via Met4CastUK [X] #ClimateCrisis #FossilFuels #Melissa

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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 22h

There's a Schnauzer on the telly & it just reminds me of this.

youtu.be/6FwWmLQB61k?...

#Viral video Hilarious Dog Joke

YouTube video by Mad Matt's Bucket List

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CHRIS. @beardedchris.bsky.social · 1d

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 23h

Easily done tbh, the threads can be tricky.

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 23h

‘Adult content’ 🙄 ffs

Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 23h

Eh?

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 1d

Biggest goon is Maguire vs the scousers but my favourite was Mboomo’s second against Brighton. The leave from Fernandes was sublime and then a cracking finish and relief all round OT 🙌🏻

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 1d

Nah sorry mate, don’t know him.

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 1d

Ooh Birthday! Have a cracker 🙌🏻

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 1d

I thought it was just the sun shining out of @inthedoghaus.bsky.social ‘s arse. Apparently rainbows as well 😁

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t think enough note has been made of this terrific save from Lammens. It was called a goal kick but from behind the goal you can see this was going in and he’s finger tipped it round the post 🙌🏻

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Bonobobananas @bonobobananas.bsky.social · 1d

The first thing they needed to do was address media bias at the BBC and deal with foreign / non dom press ownership. They haven’t and are dealing with the consequences. Pandering to the right wing has been an unmitigated disaster.

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