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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 22d

This endless procession of events occuring constantly without any regard for my feelings about them is just kinda getting on my nerves you know?

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 10d

There would be Japanese “bloodkakke” porn and competitions to see who could shoot blood furthest from their dick-holes.

Again, don’t shoot the messenger. I’m just citing statistical probabilities here.

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 10d

If men got their periods they would probably brag about it, bleed all over everything, and use it as evidence of their innate superiority.

(Don’t get mad at me for citing an extremely high statistical probability based on data.)

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 7h

The answer is there is none.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 22d

🎶I would do ANYthing for drugs

Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs

I would do ANYthiing for drugs

But I won’t do crack

No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful 🥹

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Moose Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 3d

Every now and then the Earth's magnetic field completely switches poles, and all the polar bears and penguins have to change ends too.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 2d

lol!!

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I like to lie alone in the dark. And sometimes I look at pictures of horrifying skin diseases.

But other stuff too! What other stuff? Oh my gosh, I mean, so much other stuff…

House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 4d

My main hobbies

Wikipedia article "See also" section with links to:
- Screaming (in music)
- Screaming (in general)

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I think pain just breeds more pain.

BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I don’t think this is relatable to others but maybe you will understand:

When I learned “peaple” was spelled with an O not an A I experienced genuine distress for a good couple of days!

#autism

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 3d

I just think it’s kinda fucked up that the g in longevity gets pronounced twice while the g in bologna gets zero love

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I’m SORRY I told a guy on Twitter who said most women lie about sexual assault that I hope he gets gang-raped in prison.

Sincerely, I’m sorry!

I hope he only gets raped by one dude.

(This is a joke btw. I don’t truly wish that on anyone but sometimes it’s SO tempting. I shouldn’t have said that.)

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

This is so great!

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I scream, you scream, we all scream f̶o̶r̶ ̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ from the terror of lifetimes so brief they aren’t just an infinitesimal speck in cosmic time but effectively never even happened.

Oh and happy Wednesday you guys!

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Lance Ellisor @ellisor.net · 3d

hero

News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 4d

ICE agents greeted by a hero on arrival in New York this evening.

Make statues of this.

A woman in what looks like business attire with a black handbag over her shoulder stands in front of an armed vehicle flipping the bird with both hands. Unfortunately a friend sent this to me, I don’t know who the hero woman is or the photographer

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I like to lie alone in the dark. And sometimes I look at pictures of horrifying skin diseases.

But other stuff too! What other stuff? Oh my gosh, I mean, so much other stuff…

House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 4d

My main hobbies

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I like to lie alone in the dark. And sometimes I look at pictures of horrifying skin diseases. But other stuff too! What other stuff? Oh my gosh, I mean, so much other stuff…

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House of 1000 Fionas @cogentanalysis.bsky.social · 4d

My main hobbies

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 3d

I scream, you scream, we all scream f̶o̶r̶ ̶i̶c̶e̶ ̶c̶r̶e̶a̶m̶ from the terror of lifetimes so brief they aren’t just an infinitesimal speck in cosmic time but effectively never even happened.

Oh and happy Wednesday you guys!

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 5d

Creature hybrid I made & animated with AI

I think it’s awesome!

(It took long time & multiple programs to create exactly what I wanted).

I’m a fantastic illustrator btw. I could’ve done this creature painstakingly by hand. And then what? Animated him with video editing?

WHY when this exists?!

Make your own video with Grok Imagine

Video generated by Grok.

grok.com

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · Jul 28

It’s not like I tell “EVERYONE” about Hugh, one of the two manatees at the local Mote aquarium who died from a ripped colon from having rough sex with his brother, I just tell everyone I talk to for more than 30 seconds.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 27d

Don’t be sad about aging.

Aging is just your body’s way of telling you you’re dying.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 10d

Fucking Pearl. Always leaving me to clean up homicides alone *shaking my head*

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 5d

“Meatloaf could get it.”
-Real thought I just had.
Not even embarrassed about it. It’s true.

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BoneChocolates @bonechocolates.bsky.social · 5d

Creature hybrid I made & animated with AI

I think it’s awesome!

(It took long time & multiple programs to create exactly what I wanted).

I’m a fantastic illustrator btw. I could’ve done this creature painstakingly by hand. And then what? Animated him with video editing?

WHY when this exists?!

Make your own video with Grok Imagine

Video generated by Grok.

grok.com

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