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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 1d

Do. Do horse jockeys go inside the horse? Is it a Jake Suit situation?

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 1d

Somebody eated the traffic cone 😭😭 can't have shit in england

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 1d

The use of "modern" implies (at least to me) that we did, at one point, have actual mecha pilots and we've regressed to no longer have them.

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 1d

Rolled my ankle while walking my dog, and I immediately remembered all the horror stories I've heard about broken or sprained ankles. Took 2 steps and I was fine; horribly underwhelming.

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 1d

If there isn't a Surgeon Simulator porn called Surgeon Stimulator I'm gonna flip my shit

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 3d

If an EMP suddenly took out all the electricity in my area, my only request is that this would be the last image I saw before it went off.

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 4d

I liked this one guys cmon give it some interactions :(

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 6d

Recently had my application to a freelance weathervane company rejected. I didn't get the gigging whirligig gig.

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 4d

depends on the context and how paranoid I am

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 5d

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually trans or just faking it, and then I remember that when I get out of the shower and put a towel on, I unconsciously leave room for the boobs I don't have yet 👍

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 5d

If you vored an experienced caver, do you think he could just make his way back up?

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 6d

Recently had my application to a freelance weathervane company rejected. I didn't get the gigging whirligig gig.

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 9d

GHOST

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 9d

Incest aside, I know where his mouth's been and I do not want to imagine the taste. Somewhere between rotted tooth and Nik Naks is not my jam 🤢

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 9d

Just had to put a fresh set of batteries into my alarm clock, which I haven't had to do in years. Looked at where my alarm lives to see what time it was while setting the time on my alarm (whose time had reset, and which was in my hand). FFS.

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 13d

Always floored when I respond to my dad's 1200th rant about migrants with "I don't know how you want me to react to this" and he responds "what if I'm just making conversation". No, you were advocating for genocide, a dialogue does not consist of one man talking about how much he wants to shoot ppl.

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 14d

They say history doesn't repeat itself, and yet every 10 years there's another film about Beowulf and it always performs mediocre. I call bullshit.

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 18d

boobies would fix me

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 24d

Would it make you feel better if I said that you're one of the most important people in my life (even if I'm not great at expressing that) and that I care about you very deeply? Because that's the case :)

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 25d

Wild to think boobs are the main reason it's impractical for me to do HRT at the minute...

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 26d

If you made a man out of fruits and vegetables, and he got depression, would you call that lentil illness or...?

The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 27d

[borat voice]: my lice!
(he makes you itchy)

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 27d

DID YOU KNOW? To cater to the recent surge in Christianity in the USA, the Mario Galaxy games on Nintendo Switch have been changed so that instead of Bowser kidnapping Peach, he causes the rapture to happen. It's purely a coincidence that heaven just so happens to look identical to Mario Galaxy.

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 28d

Medieval twink aspiring to overthrow the king

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Yuri Posting @yuriposts.bsky.social · 28d

Artist: meyshi
Media: bocchi the rock!
Source: https://twitter.com/Meyshi29/status/1602504118316060672

Danbooru tags: 2girls ahoge blonde_hair blush bocchi_the_rock! bow bowtie closed_eyes collared_shirt commentary gotoh_hitori hand_on_own_hip ijichi_nijika long_hair long_sleeves meyshi multiple_girls neck_ribbon open_mouth polka_dot polka_dot_bow red_ribbon ribbon school_uniform shimokitazawa_high_school_uniform shirt short_sleeves side_ponytail yuri

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The Notorious Ahsley @bneeee.bsky.social · 28d

but i dont wannaaaa :<

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