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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2h

Moose and his mommy is always just the cutest he’s always been a momma’s boy.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 4h

SILLY FACE

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 5h

A long term sub’s appointment was posted and she’s making $50k more than me she might be making more than teacher she’s SUBBING for

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 5h

Me: hey you still interested in purchasing these books I got solely bc you wanted them
Person: yes!
Me: okay this is how much it cost me so that it what it will cost you
Person: 👻

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 10h

Me when the 3 year old who was sent home on Friday for vomiting vomits all over himself and I get to be the one who takes him to the nurse (the long way bc construction has the closest ways STILL closed)

a man with a beard and elf ears has a tattoo on his neck that says ' vc '

ALT: a man with a beard and elf ears has a tattoo on his neck that says ' vc '

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 15h

Bitch ass office put me in prek AGAIN after I come back from being sick.

I swear to god they’re punishing me for being out.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

And now he is pushing me off the bed with his giant butt

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

Bear was born doing a power stance.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

Behold! Babies.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

There is a man with a cast iron juicer and every time he juices something new it’s like LOOK IT MAKES JUICE

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 1d

My dad’s new car has a seat COOLING function and we weren’t sure how it worked but today was hot and I wanted to take a ride in it so we got to test it out.

There’s fans IN THE SEATS.

None of us have gotten new cars in a long time (my brothers “new” is used) so this is all a TREAT.

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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 1d

Good god I feel old

alice is in new york @alice.mosphere.at · 1d

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

It’s wild how I try to sell stuff at decent prices and can’t get any bites meanwhile people are selling a single book for $300 and making immediate sales.

I guess I could try the BST groups on Facebook? Idk. Less fees that way so it can be cheaper for the buyer.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

In BG3, DA, and FFXIV. all at once somehow!

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

I didn’t even realize it was ffxiv at first they’re bigger than Dadacha’s entire body.

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Cheeb (Commissions Open) @chibinetherlands.bsky.social · 2d

Based on this absolute stupidity I made when I first saw Mega Starmie. He compelled me.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3d

Before you block the TSA account give the feed a quick cringe-through

"Silence is golden" does not apply at the airport omg plz if you see something say something
September 17, 2025 at 8:58 AM
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Not a doctor but the sharp pain in your foot might go away if you try not hiding a knife in your shoe as you walk through security???
September 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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*opens email*
"Rocket launcher discovered by
TSA in a checked bag"
Omg please make it stop we are literally begging...
September 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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"I didn't know it was in there"
Oh, ok so the knife just wrapped itself in tinfoil then...
September 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

There is a person on tumblr who many people I know over there know of mainly bc they are INSANE about their OCs, among other things.

Every now and then I wonder what they’re up to. So I checked.

And the answer is “modding a beloved mmorpg so their character has the biggest tits imaginable.”

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

Zohran Mamdani: I want to make housing and transportation affordable for the common person

Andrew Cuomo: if you elect Zohran we will have 10 9/11s a day

Curtis Sliwa: The events of Godzilla 1998 actually happened and I lead the team of French mercenaries that killed her babies in MSG

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 2d

person messaged me bc they were selling those books below resell price AND they were find going goods and services for payment never let anyone say public whining doesn't work

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 3d

I think Alan Rickman should be allowed to come back as a ghost and kill these people

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 3d

When I lived in another city this was Bear’s bestie.

Here he is having stolen Bear’s ball. One of the few dogs allowed to do so.

bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 3d

Right like it’s getting cold up here!

They’re still out for a while, though. If you go shopping for mums they’re all over them.

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 3d

Probably!

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bluejunebears @bluejunebears.bsky.social · 3d

This is me whenever bear gets in trouble I’m like the mischief is still strong!

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