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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 23h

Look what’s just arrived back from the printers! Get your very own copy of the 2025 Shovel Annual - a 132 page satirical summary of the year.

Get your copy here: theshovel.bigcartel.com/product/the-shovel-annual-2025

The Shovel Annual 2025

(Free shipping in Australia) Packed with sharp satire, in-depth analysis and a touching eulogy for the passing of Peter Dutton’s career, the Shovel...

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 23h

FR - we're over here on the other side of the world like, "hang on, this guy's just going to be a mayor, right?" I dont even know my mayor's name!!! I'm not even sure the city I live in even has one?!?!

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 1d

Big stretch!!

Lucy up and at 'em - at 9pm!

#greyhound #greyhoundsofbluesky

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 2d

35 years since their first show? How old does that make m....oh!

Pearl Jam @pearljam.com · 2d

Tomorrow, celebrate two Pearl Jam milestones on SiriusXM's PJ Radio! 🎸

It's been 35 years since the band's first show and 15 years of nonstop PJ Radio on Channel 22. Tune in and check out the full schedule of programming at the link in bio.

#PearlJam35

Link: pj.lnk.to/PJRadioAnniv...

FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 2d

You can buy premium ribeye for around $26AUD ($17USD) here in Australia. And its Australian beef so its BSE, parasite and hormone free - which I'm sure can't be said for this here in the picture, sadly. You guys are being duped so hard and its awful to watch!

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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 2d

"On one hand I'm glad we didn't get Zelenskied, but at the same time... I wish we got Zelenskied," said one Australian, who had to call in sick from work after seeing the news this morning.

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Aussies Unsure Whether to Be Relieved Or Embarrassed — The Shovel

In the wake of Albanese’s successful meeting with Donald Trump overnight, Australians everywhere have noted a weird feeling in their stomach that is one part relief, one part embarrassment, and a thou...

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 2d

BlueSky - meet Prince. He joined Lucy and I almost two month ago now. It hasn't been easy for him. His racing trauma runs deep. He is terrified of men, which is common in ex-racers. He is triggered by Lucy walking past him when he's lying down. We've got a lot of work to do, but we'll get there!

A black greyhound lounges on a cow pattern dog bed, safe and sound in his new home.

A black greyhound sleeps on a grey lounge in his new home.

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 2d

New threads as we head into summer storm season after the coldest winter ever!! Poor Roberto Cavalli, its hard live when you're a clothes horse ☺️

##horsesofbluesky ##standardbredsofbluesky #standardbred

A black horse in a fly mask is wearing his new blue and white summer rug with orange trim.

A black horse in a fly mask wear and blue and white summer rug with orange trim.

A black horse is wearing a blue and white summer rug with orange trim. This is his butt!

FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 4d

Ribberty now! Gold 😆

FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 4d

So what?? I was posted into a 2* HQ right out of ROBC and had to do a two-man gun run - with the 2*! You dont even know the meaning of "hard PT" 🙄

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 5d

Of all the things that have had me screaming "oh my GOD! WHY ARE YOU SO DUMB?!?!", this one takes the cake!

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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 5d

“At one point, Barnaby said the word ‘water’ 37 times in a row, followed by ‘YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!’ But no one, including Joyce himself, seemed to know what it meant”.

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Linguists Unable to Translate Transcript From Joyce/Hanson Meeting — The Shovel

"It's basically just Pauline yelling ‘Yeah but the thing is, Barnaby—BARNABY—no, listen—’ while Barnaby responds with a 14-minute story about a cow that got stuck in a gate. None of it resembled human...

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 9d

Maybe all the R voters who are struggling with the cost of living should get in on this??

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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 9d

“I honestly thought I’d be inundated,” the PM said at a press conference today, staring at his phone’s empty notifications screen. “Not even a scam text pretending to be Australia Post”.

theshovel.com.au/2025/10/14/a...

Albo Yet to Receive Single Phone Call After Number Leaked Online — The Shovel

“Not even a scam text pretending to be Australia Post”.

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 13d

YOUNG ANTIFA

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 13d

Bride of Anti-facsistein!

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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 14d

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 14d

Well, he was one of the authors of Port Heron Statement. The original, not the compromised second draft.

FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 14d

Who is this smug twat??

Big "Got a principal's award today for my Big Foot diorama" energy!

FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 15d

America is a Christian nation...

Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 16d

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 21d

You know, lately I've been feeling the same way. I was just saying to a colleague that my biggest fear about AI is that it will suppress our use of language and narrow our vocabulary to the extent that we lose the art of conversation.

What will become of my pretentiousness then??

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The Shovel @theshovel.bsky.social · 23d

“I don’t mind giving a tip at all,” one Sydney resident said. “My tip? Don’t push bullshit American practices on Australians."

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New ‘This Is Australia, Dickhead’ Option Added To Tip Screen — The Shovel

“When I go into pick up my takeaway pizza, it’s nice to know I have the choice to add a little extra … context about what country we’re in"

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29d

Bullet "evidence" startin' to get a little too specific and whatnot.

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · 29d

Anarchy in the Cherry Tree! 🤘

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FiFi Kanassis @bluefisocial.bsky.social · Sep 23

Big mouth strikes again!