Nae King! Nae Quin! Nae Laird! Nae Master!
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All chaps are assless. My six word biography: tattoos made my skin more me. Hugo award winning fanfiction author. Bi/pan. She/they.
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I know nothing about this show, but I saw these posts, Googled the actor, and now it’s all I’m doing tomorrow.
This, and also that it’s the start of a mini vacation for me. Spending the day with my parents and their dog.
It’s always a good day to sink my feet into the sand. And it’s even better when there’s a dog.
It’s always a good day to sink my feet into the sand. And it’s even better when there’s a dog.
We *were* near Providence, so Boston is fair game at that point.
Same! My dermatologist was the one who finally got me tested because my facial hair was getting thick. Found out about a month before starting college.
They didn’t know prior to that - it was actually body odor they noticed first. Kids don’t smell bad until they hit puberty. The body hair came soon after and I was wearing a bra by 7. I didn’t actually get diagnosed until I was 17 because my paediatrician was a fucking useless asshole.
Driving down 95 and I ask “what’s that?”
JR, cackling wildly: “that’s a BIG BOOM. It’s a howitzer. That’s 150mm of large ordinance coming to an insurgent near you.”
You’re more than welcome to ask! I’m pretty open about it. I started puberty at 5, so I genuinely don’t remember a before and have no problem talking about it.
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There was a 'womp' sound from the yard. I looked out the window.

Where the large pile of leaves had been, a dragon sat.

"Oi!" I called.

"The hoard was unguarded," the dragon said. "I claim it."

Every damn year. It'll leave once the leaves lose their golden hue. Meanwhile, I can't order takeaway.
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Please believe me when I tell you:

Double the fuck down on your spiritual practice now.

You are going to need it.

And no, that doesn't have to be a prayer-god thing.

The thing that sustains and nourishes you.

That makes you more alive to yourself, the world, others.

More present.

More:
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why spiritual practice matters during the rising authoritarian tide
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
As someone from the other part of CT, from your lips to God’s ears.
Seconding this. Very good forearm placement for showing off.
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Was it for this I uttered prayers,
And sobbed and cursed and kicked the stairs,
That now, domestic as a plate,
I should retire at half-past eight?

--"Grown-Up," Edna St. Vincent Millay, who understood.
And if you like the idea of this, but make it horror, PLEASE read Maplecroft by Cherie Priest. It’s so fucking good.
At a local No Kings rally near Innsmouth, Massachusetts, *every* protester showed up in an inflatable frog costume.

They must be from a different supplier than the Portland frog's costume, though. Bystanders describe the costumes as more like fish-frogs, "batrachian," with an odd, loping gait.
I have Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia! It’s so fun to explain to people that chromosomes don’t mean shit when my body makes 30x the highest level of a testosterone ingredient a “normal” biological woman ever has.
So SrY defined masculinity.
Then.. it was found out that some men didn’t have an SrY chromosome, not anywhere. Some women did. Other genes were involved. Worse, other factors, such as Androgen Insensitivity made 46,XY people female, and Congenital Adrenal Hyperplasia masculinised 46,XX people.
It me. I’m always putting my chilly hands and feet on JR to absorb their warmth.
oh no you misunderstand, im not heterosexual, i'm heaterosexual. thats right im attracted to people with a high body temperature because they replace the need for a hot water bottle in bed
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Microsoft hates computers AND everyone who uses them, whereas Apple only hates computers, and Linux only hates the people who use them. In this essay I will
My coworker told everyone in his family that if anyone posts a picture of his kid online, they’ll never see him or the kid again. And honestly, I respected him more for it.
Everything I’ve ever read about cats: “they love being warm and hate the cold! Keep your temperature up for them!”
Baird, sitting in front of an open window when it’s “feels like 41”: “close this and I’ll shit in your shoes and break everything you love.”
Meanwhile, I’ve turned off the thermostat and opened the windows…
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🚨🚨🚨BIG BOAT STUCK!!🚨🚨🚨
Interesting events on the Norwegian/Swedish border, where the Hagland Captain is still stuck next to the Svinesund Bridge having failed to successfully identify the wet bit that runs underneath it.