Honourable Goober the Ween || they/them
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mentally I will be HERE until 2026 😩👌🏽
I must look insane from the outside because I’m doing laundry, changing sheets, winding down for bed…and every few minutes reopening a blatant porn image to just stare at it like “oh my GOD it’s so GOOD???” 😂 just cheesin’ at Soap’s cock ‘n’ balls like a proud parent 🥹
hahaha The Fear is very fair! let me know if/when you get it up and running, because I’ll be the first to tip you! 🙏🏽
Thank you for reading it! Seriously, this is so exactly what I had in my head when I was writing that scene, it’s uncanny, I am so floored. Please let me know if you have a ko-fi or anything!
❤️‍🔥💓💝💘💗💖❤️‍🔥💗💖💓💝💗❤️‍🔥💖💓💘💗💖💓💝❤️‍🔥 YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS LOOK. LOOK LOOK LOOK OH MY GOD LOOOOOOK 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

such beautiful art, and based on my fic? 😭 excuse me, might be gone for a while, gonna take a while to get down off the ceiling bc I am FLOATING
Based on the fic “Gobstopper” by @bleedingtype.bsky.social it’s a very good fic I do recommend #ghostsoap
!!!!! UM?? HELLO???? This is INCREDIBLE! I can’t even make words properly right now about how much I love this, holy shit. 💛💛💛
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Based on the fic “Gobstopper” by @bleedingtype.bsky.social it’s a very good fic I do recommend #ghostsoap
I think the overall writing is not quite as tight in Hades 2 as Hades 1, BUT I did get one post-epilogue interaction that made me burst into tears yesterday, so it can’t be understated Supergiant does still got The Sauce
also all I’ll say is this on tagging: if you go to a potluck with cookies and you refuse to tell anyone whether they’re chocolate chip or raisin, you can do that! you just also shouldn’t be surprised when some other people think it’s kinda weird and standoffish behaviour. 🤷🏽
huge discourse going on right now about tagging on ao3, but you wouldn’t know it if you were just on bluesky, and while I know this place has its MAJOR issues, I still do appreciate the peace and quiet.
#hades2spoilers took like a dozen tries, but I GOT IT 💪🏽 protip: you can just do Chaos trials instead of full runs. epilogue ending: DONE. now just completionist stuff to do like prophecies and storylines and upgrades 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 awwwww yeeeaaaahhhhhh
#hades2spoilers literally the only thing I’m waiting on for the epilogue is Prometheus to give me the goddamn dialogue I need from him, but alsndbdhdjjdkdkf IT’S NOT POPPING FOR ME
THE SONG JUST CHANGED TO HUNGRY EYES ALDBDIDHFIFB HE’S GOING FULL FALSETTO LMAOOOO this is a ghostsoap oneshot waiting to happen. Shut-in Ghost who falls for the muscly Scottish painter singing 🎶I FEEL THE MAGIC BETWEEEEN YOU AND IIIIII🎶 outside his door at 8 in the morning.
my apartment hallways are getting painted, and apparently the painter is a country music fan, because there is now a very bulky bald man standing directly outside my door playing Conway Twitty and singing along occasionally in the most off-key, dadly tone 🥹
#hades2spoilers literally the only thing I’m waiting on for the epilogue is Prometheus to give me the goddamn dialogue I need from him, but alsndbdhdjjdkdkf IT’S NOT POPPING FOR ME
the next part of my post-canon ghostsoap outline is 9 words long and so far the section it covers is 1,264 words and not even CLOSE to where it needs to be sosbdhdisbjdhff LMAOOOOOO I’m SORRY, but if I don’t give Johnny PTSD in this post-canon fic, what the fuck are we even doing here??? 😌
been 2 weeks since I started sprinting with awesome ppl again, and writing has been SO MUCH BETTER for it, so I’m just gonna put out there that I have a discord that is literally only for that purpose if ever there are other folks who also want to remember how much it slaps to communally word goon 👀
GIRL that was my exact thought lmaooooo. we got depression, we got narcissists, we got ADHD out the wazoo…but at least we don’t have casual incest, and who knew that was something to be proud of?? 😂
I had so many questions lmao. was the family ok with it?? (yep.) how old are they?? (she’s in her 30s, he’s IN HIS 50s) do either of them have kids??? (😭 YES, he has a fuckin 12 YEAR OLD)

idk idk idk man, my family has a lot of issues, but I can safely say that at least none of us FUCKED OUR COUSIN
getting my hair done and my stylist just told me about how one of her insane extended family (by marriage) came in and was like “omg I have to tell you something, but don’t judge me…I’m with [name] now.”

and my stylist had to confirm, “…ISN’T THAT YOUR COUSIN??”

chat, the answer was YES 💀
someone left me comment recently that included “it left a nuclear blast down there” and FUCK ME this is why I can’t respond properly to comments. either you’re too nice or you’re too godamnned FUNNY, like HOLY SHIT that’s fucking GOLD. KA-FUCKING-BOOM MOTHERFUCKER RIGHT IN THE EXPLUSSY. 💪🏽🙌🏽
he kept hitting me in the shoulder and gesturing to the stripper like “get a load of this!” and it remains to this day maybe the funniest interaction I have ever had.

like YES, my good man, I DO see the fine lady shaking ass in my face. idk who tf would miss it, considering this is a PRIVATE ROOM.
sometimes I think about the fucking MAN who interrupted my lap dance from the hottest stripper of all time (but he waved like $200 in cash and I wasn’t gonna deprive her of that) only for her to completely ignore him and dance for me still and give me a hug afterward and STILL take his money lmaooo
lol it happens! cortisol can be a real bitch on appetite and digestion, unfortunately. 🤷🏽