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@bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social

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cool nice person. communist labor union organizer. posts about yoga, synthesizers, pro wrestling, lifting weights, sobriety, and jacking my shit off. RVA #pinksky

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · Nov 22

Whoa-oh thar she blows
Watch out boats she'll chew you up
Whoa-oh thar she blows
She's Ahab eater

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 3h

It's very hard for me to nonverbally communicate "I'm no Mr. Right but I'm absolutely Mr. Right Now" while sober

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 6h

Well that's a pretty dumb argument

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 6h

Couldn't be me

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22h

RIP James joyce you would have loved muscle mommies

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 6h

That's why Bill Clinton encouraged him to run

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 6h

I unfortunately must hand it to him for this. Too many people have abandoned the code

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 7h

Turnns out pedophilia is the real Trump's derangement syndrome

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22h

RIP James joyce you would have loved muscle mommies

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22h

All protein smells like farts on a long enough timeline

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 22h

Where

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23h

Most notably, it's the plant based protein powders that suck, by and large. Stick to whey and casein and you're fine

paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

my latest investigation for @consumerreports.org is based on months of reporting and 60+ lab tests of leading protein supplements

we found that most protein powders and shakes have more lead in one serving than our experts say is safe to have in a day (🧵)

www.consumerreports.org/lead/protein...

Protein Powders and Shakes Contain High Levels of Lead - Consumer Reports

CR tests of 23 popular protein powders and shakes found that most contain high levels of lead.

www.consumerreports.org

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 23h

I don't know where i stand anymore. I'm "left" on almost every debate but the left is calling me a centrist and posting pigpoopballs in my mentions which is as bad, to me, as calling for ethnic cleansing and colonial subjugation

PaulheadleyNBA @paulheadleynba.bsky.social · Sep 3

I don't know where I stand anymore. I'm left on almost every debate but "the left" online is every bit as destructive and obnoxious and incoherent as the extreme right now and I kinda hate them all

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

As a nb whose primary reason for id'ing that way is "i don't care enough about gender to bother confirming to the standards" it is exhausting to have to explain the what of my gender to someone before even getting to the why. So i just go along to get along

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Goddamn. Saw him live once at a P-Funk show unannounced, playing Sir Nose. He came out shirtless, leather pants, and the big nose mask and I've never seen so many women get wet at the same time

Lucius Fox In The Box @carnegro.bsky.social · 1d

I am about to go for the longest walk. Heartbreaking. balleralert.com/profiles/blo...

D’Angelo Dead At 51 After Battle With Pancreatic Cancer

Neo-soul legend D’Angelo has died after a private battle with pancreatic cancer. Read Baller Alert’s exclusive report celebrating his life, music, and impact.

balleralert.com

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

They're calling it LinkedIn for getting pussy

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Look i smoked spirits for 12 years because of this logic

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Criterion Collection Quibi

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Holes is more than the sum of her parts

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jeff com-BOO-ters @helldude.bsky.social · 1d

if newsmax can refuse to sign a loyalty pledge to pete hegseth then the nations colleges and universities can refuse to sign a binding settlement requiring them to do DEI for nazis and hasbarists

Molly Jong-Fast @mollyjongfast.bsky.social · 1d

Solidarity is the only way

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

Thought this was a Mayor Howard post

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going Robert Crumb mode: listening to 1930s jazz and admiring women with big asses

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

That's right

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

My giants fandom is begrudging but my trade union sympathies are enthusiastic.

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

More like david superpacman

🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

If i could go back in time i would kill hitler, ofc, but I'd also kill Lorne Michaels once 30 rock premiered so i wouldn't have to keep watching SNL even though i haven't enjoyed it in 15 years

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🎃👻🕷️🦇BLEAKSIGILKEEP🦇🕷️👻🎃 @bleaksigilkeep.bsky.social · 1d

If you say his name and he's not in the replies arguing with you it's because he agrees