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Chris Andrews

@blazesboiledham.bsky.social

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South Coast Celtic fan. Surveys and Statistics Specialist. Starmersceptic Socialist. Dislike of alliteration

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 2h

Similar vibes…

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 14h

A Reform UK Government still a long way away, but auditions for the UK's own Kristi Noem have begun.

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 1d

Yacht a surprise!

Michelle Mone-linked firm fails to pay back £122m over PPE breach

PPE Medpro was ordered to repay damages by 16:00 BST on Wednesday after breaching a Covid-19 contract.

www.bbc.co.uk

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 5d

If ‘Rohl and Mince’ isn’t on a single back page tomorrow, the Scottish Sports Editors aren’t doing the job they’re paid for.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 7d

She's joined Antifa

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 7d

Looks Like Dr Who, but on Epstein Island

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 7d

If Dr Who appeared in the Epstein Files..

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 8d

More chance of getting this Potter.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 8d

Does he think he's Burl Ives or something?

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 8d

And thank you for the moving tribute to the Meat-Free Mourinho, which nearly moved the tea I was supping from my mouth to my shirt as you played it 😀

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 8d

‘Warfighters’, if the war is against a full buffet table.

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 8d

But it'll be all OK because I'm sure that Toby, Douglas and all those fine folks at the Free Speech Union will be on to this straight away.

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 9d

“Tell the boys and girls what I’m like backstage, Judge”
“You’re a hascist grick, Gog”

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 9d

Jenrick’s tea boy

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 9d

I thought him telling us he was Shadow Home Sec was the shock, as I clearly understood that was FatJab Bob's role.

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 9d

Jenrick just daring Badenoch to sack him so he can do a (so very Jenrick) 'look what they made me do' flounce off to join Reform.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 9d

Just what British Politics needs right now. Enoch Powell but with added cry-bullying.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

Macho Man and Liz

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

The last club that should be denouncing a religion with a belief in reincarnation

Chris McCall @dennynews.bsky.social · 10d

A Tory MSP was mocked after he demanded "no more Green Party members" at Rangers following the departure of Russell Martin.

Tory MSP mocked after demanding 'no more Green Party members' at Rangers

Murdo Fraser, a well-known supporter of the Ibrox club, made the call after news emerged the Light Blues are already looking for a new manager.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

“WILL YOU STOP, FRANK!”

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

I think I’ve spotted the only one amongst them who’s too stupid to make sure he has a pre-emptive pardon.

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

Totally unrelated, but you know that face you make when you‘re doing a really long text to someone and then circumstances change before you press send?…..

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

Jesus. Him v Fetterman sure turned out to be the Ali/Frazier of Senate fight, didn’t it?

Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

Raging because the team didn’t throw Brendan under the bus.

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Chris Andrews @blazesboiledham.bsky.social · 10d

Going to start calling Rangers ‘Beechgrove FC’, given the amount of folk they’ve paid to go gardening since they were born 10 year ago.