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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸

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he/him old smelly bastard ephemeral artist i just think blaidd is neat (pls don't say strange things at me)

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · Jun 10

self-portrait ig #EldenRing #BlaiddTheHalfWolf

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 1h

saw bowuigi first thing in the morning..... Heck. Yea.

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Temmaru | Vgen @temmaru1.bsky.social · 1h

Day 13 LADY MARIA 🩸⚔️
#soulstober #Bloodborne

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Uzumaki @uzumaki-osushi.bsky.social · Sep 6

Yak girl⛰️

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 9h

sometimes i think about how much intersect there is between vampire tales and alien abduction accounts—pale figures appearing in the dead of night, toying with your body, disappearing as if it was only a dream, if not for suspicious wounds. so a big head seems like a fun spin.

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 9h

altho i also like the idea of his head bloating instead of his belly. i try to consider that vampires might not necessarily seek to *digest* blood, but as van helsing suggests, they may be filling some inhuman organ.

imagine cracking open his earth crate and finding this staring back at you..

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

i think about Anne Yvonne Gilbert's illustrated Dracula a lot

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

it's fun to imagine dracula taking an appearance like this once he returns to his earthen crate. all the illusions of aristocracy disperse with the rising sun, and in his grave-womb, he bares his pathetic, gluttonous depravity :)

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

kinda odd tho that very few (if any?) adaptations keep the detail that harker managed to inflict a deep scar on the count's forehead with a shovel, after finding him bloated with blood, languishing in a crate the day prior to his departure to england.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

also neat how he doesn't do this to avoid sunlight, as it evidently doesn't hurt him, but because he needs to recharge his evil batteries.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

i always liked how in the novel, dracula rests in small, cubic crates filled with dirt, not in coffins. there's something more pathetic about the thought of him curling up like a fetus each night in a box of moldy transylvanian earth.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

y'all got any more grabitude crackles ❓️

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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 16h

Instead of a Star... You Have to Find Boobies. Frick. Yes.

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 10h

fuck marry kill

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 11h

i do lorve iridescents..

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 11h

for none could replicate the perfection i have attained deep within the dark corners of my twisted imagination....

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 11h

i admit i have never once even looked at ao3

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 12h

too bad i fucked up everything else

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 12h

hmmmm i do enjoy these colors

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 12h

god, feeling the pulse of each of gabriela's hand beats on her guitar was so fuckin cool. plus it was in a fancy victorian garden with birds chirping along

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 12h

actually one of the crasiet live shows i went to

True Nature

open.spotify.com

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samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 12h

ooouuhhhhhbgbjhh

samwisegameboy 🇵🇸 @blaidd.bsky.social · 12h

i feel like the juiciest ant in the burrow rn

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