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remedial top school

@bitterchord.bsky.social

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M💎lly @onlyoneloislane.bsky.social · 8h

Frothing at the mouth for Burnout Syndrome

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 7h

oh I would absolutely describe gas station/diner/etc coffee that's been sitting on the warmer too long as stale. or a bag of grounds that is simply old and tasteless.

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 9h

gentle hugs <333

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 12h

seconding this

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

!!! this is so good

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

oh god that's far too late

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

they never give a single reason..... hence nothing says that they aren't 🔥

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

you have my votes

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

first order of business: no one is going on a diet ever again. second order: smooches all around forever

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

oh this is FUN, i want to watch ep 2 at once but sadly i have to do a craft project now......which i've budgeted about 2 hours for.....we'll see how many it actually takes o___o

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

oh wow those pastry layers [teleports to your location]

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

SNACK MONEY FOR NAT!!!! [rewrites my rain feeding fic but with this ot4 instead]

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

i have so many rolls of pennies just sliding around in my desk drawer........tragically no giant eagle near me though

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 1d

hmm i'm not feeling more ateez dating show rn.....and i'm unprecedentedly caught up on all the bl i've been watching.....what should i watch next [remembering that daou and offroad have a new show out] HAHA NEVER MIND NO SUGGESTIONS NEEDED 🏃🏃🏃🏃

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Kendra, scary version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 2d

We should have to LOOK AT THE DICK and THINK about the fact that Victor picked it out special for him

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

my first thought was ALSO alan but then i was like, no, wen would have trained him out of that. when he gets together with jim wen is just like oh here we go again /o/

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

moonlight chicken

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

frankenstein / also my id will be haunted by the line "when father was away, mama was all mine" for the next while. the normalest boy!! no way he could possibly ever fuck up a parent/child relationship down the road!

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

frankenstein / mary shelley really excelled at the ancient art of making up a guy and putting him in situations, huh. Just wall to wall concentrated whump for this poor creature.

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

nice ass at least 👌

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

(that part was SO hilarious and so gross lmao. just schlepping wet bags of unused body parts back down the the basement....will think of that anytime I clean up from a big craft project from now on 😂)

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

AND then the other half of the lightning system needed to be lined up inside anyway! so it seems like that top part could have just been chilling, disconnected from anything, since before he even started collecting body parts

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

ok I exaggerated, it was about 35 minutes of driving and 15 minutes of finding parking. and I was able to bundle another errand into the trip. so for those parameters, totally worth it

remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

well I completely missed Oscar Isaac's bush which someone said was in this so take my observations with a grain of salt. but I think that's what they said 😂

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remedial top school @bitterchord.bsky.social · 2d

ALSO though why did he have to climb up and attach that lightning rod during the storm, surely it could have been installed during fair weather and just hung out until he was ready. very dramatic but for what.

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