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rosemary's nepo baby

@birdgehrl.bsky.social

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red-to-blue state abortionista • sociolinguistics of cult/hcg identity researcher • ~certified~ beertender • occasional actor • 36, antifa, uff da, adhd et al., terminally online, 1312, 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈, opinions my own

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · Sep 18

i'm not like you other girls, i don't show up to work with my meds already taken

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 4d

monstera deliciosa is named such for a REASON

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 9d

ohoho, that's VERY interesting

Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 9d

BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.

This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.

NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei

If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 9d

mmmmm, prions

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 9d

this kind of humidity in october should be a war crime

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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 9d

tired: abolish ICE
wired: abolish DHS
inspire: repeal the patriot act

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 9d

the cia couldn't waterboard this out of me

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 9d

there are ACRES of soybeans around my community in north dakota and they're more than likely just going to rot in the fields -- it's strange to see them not being harvested. gives me a cold feeling in my bones.

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 10d

how many weeks will the gamergate unit be, or does that need to be a separate 300 level class

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 12d

lmao, randall terry

last i've heard of him he's involved with that group of freaks that stole fetal remains from the surgi-clinic in dc, the ones that got pardoned 🫠

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 13d

lmao was reading the clinical notes from our session the other day and i'll take this as a sign my skincare regimen is doing the work:

"General Physical Appearance: The patient is a 36-year-old Caucasian married female who appears somewhat younger than her stated age"

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 17d

big ups to my therapist for fitting me in at the last possible minute

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 13d

ooooh, pretty! nothing like a nice new pair fresh off the needles

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 14d

"ethereally self aware," the fuck does that even m e a n lmao

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 15d

the pastor telling me that slavery was actually good and morally righteous sent me down the path of deconstruction, for real

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 15d

sure sex is cool but does your coworker's dog think that you're her bestest friend?

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 15d

nobel peace prize is not awarded posthumously

just a little fun fact to file away for next year for absolutely no particular reason

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 15d

oh man, i just used my doorframe to crack something d e e p in my right shoulder and i feel like i've been exorcised. 12 stars will do again

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Feminist Proper Gander @dappergander.bsky.social · 16d

the Bluths, vindicated at last

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 16d

fine i didn't get cake i got a cookie the size of my face instead

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 16d

the rule is that if you cry for more than half of your appointment you are legally and ethically required to treat yourself to a piece of cake and some coffee while you journal the aftermath

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 17d

big ups to my therapist for fitting me in at the last possible minute

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 17d

holy hell my neck and shoulders are fucking killing me

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 18d

i grew up doing this with lefse, which is essentially a scandinavian potato-based tortilla equivalent (slightly thinner though)

rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19d

also please just take a moment to enjoy the mouthfeel of the word "agglutinize"

a framed painting of a man 's hand with a gold frame

Alt: a gold framed gif of a white man's hand doing 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19d

to german in that nouns agglutinize. a popular example is the anishinaabemowin for "blueberry pie:"

miinibaashkiminasiganibiitoosijiganibadagwiingweshiganibakwezhigan

literally translates to "blueberry cooked to jellied preserve that lies in layers in which the face is covered in bread"

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rosemary's nepo baby @birdgehrl.bsky.social · 19d

anishinaabemowin/"new world" linguistics are super interesting to me, especially because i live on their historic territory, and i appreciate that minnesota is at least trying to revitalize indigenous languages on road signs for lakes and other natural monuments

anishinaabemowin is kind of similar>

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