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Bill Hayden

@billhayden65.bsky.social

1.7K followers 1.1K following 12K posts

KGB spy, cosmonaut, inventor of the smell cancelling nosephones, extreme liar. Call your own Ishmael!

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 15m

@justhowdoifeel.bsky.social 🚲

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 22m

Because one egg is un œuf?

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 26m

Sign me up!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 8h

The one good thing about them taking the horny restraints off ChatGPT is that we will never hear from some people again

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 10h

Oh that's fantastic!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

(I thought Alaska was the biggest state)

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

I'm shocked at the guising thing!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

I've been drinking it like I'm trying to use it up. I just went back onto it over the last couple of weeks.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

We've already got that. We don't have "Polis" though.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

There's a section about probic vents?

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

Can you fold into a padlock?
youtu.be/lHlOXOb3vwQ?...

Mitchell and Webb - Padlockeygami

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 11h

I'm hoping one day we'll be able to adopt the Swedish spelling of police.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 12h

I'll be far too sore to go on a journey of revenge if I do that!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 13h

It's true. You don't see republicans treating politics like a game of tee-ball.

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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 1d

On my way home I find myself briefly behind a woman with the same hair, way of dressing, shape and even walk of someone I loved hugely who died a long time ago. She crosses the street and I wish we were going the same way to give me more time in a world where I have not lost her.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 13h

When I was about seventeen I followed (at a distance) a man who appeared to be my grandfather. My grandfather would have been dead ten years at that point.

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 14h

Oh I haven't spoken to Martin Hendry in for ever! How's he doing?!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 14h

And this, reader, is how I found out that I was older than the Astronomer Royal, and older than JCM ever got!

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 14h

Is it? I should pay closer attention. Time to get the Edwin Morgan out!

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Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 14h

Will my higher count, or should I pack? And if so, will Spain let me in?

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 17h

Seems extreme. Good luck.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 17h

I had an American girlfriend for about ten years. Her mother had "seasonal" everything. She had themed bedding, towels, decor of all kinds, that got changed every month or so, whether it was for Halloween or valentine's day etc etc etc. She had a storage unit for it all.

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 18h

Small print, eh?

Bill Hayden @billhayden65.bsky.social · 18h

So it isn't anything to do with African elephants?