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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 10h

4.3 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 15h

Why did the ghost starch his sheet?

He wanted to scare people stiff.

#dadjokes

Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 1d

4.1 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #run

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 1d

Who gives Dracula the most candy on Halloween?

His fang-club.

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 1d

Only Florida fires a coach after a win.

www.foxnews.com/sports/flori...

Florida fires football coach Billy Napier

The Florida Gators fired football coach Billy Napier on Sunday after the team's error-filled win over the Mississippi State Bulldogs on Saturday night.

www.foxnews.com

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FunHouse Radio @funhouseradio.bsky.social · 14d

► FunHouseRadio.com <-- TUNE IN
#meme #memes #dadjoke #literally

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 3d

Where do pumpkins live?

Over in the seedy part of town.

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 3d

3.3 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run

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Dad Jokes Of Regina Saskatchewan @dadjokesofregina.bsky.social · 4d

A tub of margarine fell on my foot three weeks ago, and it still hurts!

I can’t believe it’s not better.

#dadjokes #yqr #regina #Saskatchewan #puns #jokes #health

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 4d

4.1 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #Run

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 4d

Why shouldn't an angry witch take her broom trick or treating?

She might fly off the handle.

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 5d

4.6 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️#Run

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 5d

Why don’t trees study math?

They don’t want square roots.

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 6d

4.2 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️ #run

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 6d

A small moment in "Frontios" that I love is the Fifth Doctor using his glasses and glaring at various people over them. A fun, small moment and an aspect of the Fifth Doctor I wish they'd delved into a bit more. #DoctorWho

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 6d

I remember watching part one of "Frontios" and being absolutely stunned that the TARDIS had been destroyed. It definitely had me eager to come back and find out how this was rectified and resolved. #DoctorWho

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 6d

What's the best way to get rid of a demon?

Exorcise a lot.

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 6d

Living near Nashville, I had to check out the new 9-1-1 spin-off.
nashvillebookworm.wordpress.com/2025/10/15/t...

TV Round-Up: 9-1-1 Nashville, “Pilot”

I was once a faithful viewer of the original 9-1-1. That fell off a bit somewhere in season three. But when they announced a new flavor of 9-1-1 set in my region of the country, I decided to dip my…

nashvillebookworm.wordpress.com

Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 7d

I had the first one. Absolutely wore it out

Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 7d

Surfed past H&I to see “Amok Time” is tonight’s TOS #AllStarTrek. And now the incidental music is going to be in my head for the next 48 hours

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 7d

4.0 Charity Miles for American Cancer Society. #Running 🏃‍♂️#Run

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 7d

What kind of food do vampires not enjoy?

Steak

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 8d

What do you call the boss of Old McDonald Farm?

The CIEIO

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filmisfabulous! @filmisfabulous.bsky.social · 9d

3 key members and trustees of the Film is Fabulous! team joined Tim of the 'Missing Episodes Podcast'

Film collector John Franklin, De Montfort University’s Prof Justin Smith & Sue Malden, renowned former Head of Broadcast Archives at BBC
YouTube Link
youtu.be/CK02j_Mi6iE?...

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Michael H @bigorangemichael.bsky.social · 9d

What do you give a vampire who doesn’t feel well?

Coffin-drops

#dadjokes