Big Fat Bartolo's Colon
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Not really Bartolo Colon
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he's busy in the Metaverse with all his friends
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I think the issue is the key to profitability is the people who sign up for a sub to read one piece and forget to cancel even though they never read another one. it's like gyms
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I remember c. 2005 the conservative campus paper ended a story about the black/white achievement gap with "it's time to call a spade a spade" and then acted all surprised when people said that was racist
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the economic anxiety caused by Black people no longer being legally property
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I want to meet the person listening to baseball on the MLB app who doesn't know what around the horn means, and still doesn't know after the 12th airing of the game
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blue hair is now a sign that a woman is working through her feelings about turning 40
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generous of you to call Peter a columnist
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I might be wrong, but this feels more damaging to journalism as a profession than BW at CBS. People flattering rich people into positions of power is an eternal conflict in all industries, it isn't really new. But this is the manifestation of the slander used to keep women out of the profession
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Time for me to start telling people I'm originally from Corsica
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they shot live ammo at the kid in Come and See!
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he didn't even know the cameras were rolling when he told Matt Damon that it's good to get married so people don't think you're a homo
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did he bring up that he survived his assassination attempt? not that that makes him better than Charlie, but it is what happened.
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have we looked into having white people who aren't super racist?
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Representation matters, that's why Attack of the 50 Foot Woman should star an actress that's 50' tall
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people under 30 should be out staging exciting moments for Instagram or TikTok, microblogging is the refuge of aged shut ins
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"follow-up question mr president: does baby want his bottle?"
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did you check the computer for ghosts?
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now the baby can start lessons on day one
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but the way I got this money was by never paying anyone who does work for me, so you can see the conundrum
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Selfishly this is great for me because now I can leave Substack