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Biff Whipster

@biffwhipster.bsky.social

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Radical Pessimist Recent Nihilism convert Professional misanthrope Asshole Join me for old man yelling at clouds, and occasional movie talk I’m not going to “followback” I likely don’t give a fuck what you have to say Annoy me and I will block you.

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · Jun 26

Remember when Howard Deans career ended because he shouted at a rally, but it sounded kinda funny?

They finally figure out the best way around the Overton Window, was to blow it to smithereens with tactical nuclear irony

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 3h

😂 Nothing.

Except gerrymandering, voter suppression, election interference, and abysmal democratic turnout

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 3h

I’ve heard: A complaint of Karens

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 4h

Conversation in 1908 about movies:

“Do you like movies?”

“Yes. In fact I’ve seen all of them!”

#filmsky #movies

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 4h

Sounds like the response to an old Twitter hashtag movie game, like;

#shittysequels:
James And The Giant Pit

#removealetter:
Red Dan

#lessershows:

The Wing

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 8h

The country we were born in, is gone.

Probably forever.

If we’re able to recover, it will have to by necessity look very different than the one we left behind.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 10h

I don’t know if you’ve noticed from our interactions, but not over analyzing stuff isn’t really my thing

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 11h

Honestly, he’s sullied the White House so bad, when he’s gone we need to treat it like 1814, and just start from scratch.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 11h

Not sure what body part is most foreground, but it makes this picture look dirty as hell

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 11h

I don’t know about the Texas and Florida comparisons.

We’ve had tons of mass shootings in Texas, but our government never had a successful gun buy-back program

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 13h

Mamdani couldn’t buy a better endorsement

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 14h

Did he see a trailer for Cocaine Shark and think it was real?

www.imdb.com/title/tt2703...

Cocaine Shark (2023) ⭐ 1.7 | Crime, Drama, Horror

1h 16m | Unrated

www.imdb.com

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 14h

a black and white photo of a creature from the black lagoon .

ALT: a black and white photo of a creature from the black lagoon .

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 14h

“68 years fierce”

Okay. He’s doing a great filibuster. But we don’t need to celebrate him being 68. Maybe he’s a great senator, but we need age limits in Congress.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 14h

Honestly? I’d rather live in just about any horror movie scenario than whatever the fuck we’re doing in this timeline

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 14h

Has anyone told the cattle ranchers that they’ve been saved?

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 16h

I only thought I’d ever see this in a Gerard Butler movie

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 16h

Honestly, I don’t care anymore. He’s sullied it so much already, if we ever get through this we’re going to need to just finish the job and start over from scratch

Maybe draft a new constitution while we’re at it

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 16h

For fuck sakes call him out.

Ask a simple follow up like; “Can you tell us specifically how you strengthened Medicaid?

The fourth estate is dead

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 16h

“The east wing of the White House is gone”

The kind of thing I only thought I’d hear in a Gerard Butler movie

#trump #whitehouse #eastwing #demolition #gerrybutler #dictatorship #whitehousedown #nokimgs

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe if you built a speculative market around a commodified potential of you meeting your personal goals you might.

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

After I posted that, I made a custom box for the full dvd filmography

imgur.com/gallery/davi...

David Lynch custom box set & shrine

Discover topics like collection, movies, custom, david lynch, homemade, and the magic of the internet at Imgur, a community powered entertainment destination. Lift your spirits with funny jokes, trend...

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Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 1d

The options to do so are dwindling, and we’re soon nearing a point where there will only be one.

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

Closing argument against people who say being a cat person isn’t masculine

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

They like the founding fathers for their race-relations but hate their woke ass policies

Biff Whipster @biffwhipster.bsky.social · 2d

The country has never been so desperate for someone to uphold their oath