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Zo

Zo

@bfootball.bsky.social

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That NTXZO idiot from #LFC Twitter who makes stupid jokes about Liverpool, life, the universe, everything. Wynter the Dog. Seattle the City.

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 3h

This team has a different pulse with Hugo and Wirtz. And by different, I mean we have one. Let them play, you big bald bastard.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 3h

FT: When we're not absolute dog crap, we're pretty good at this game. More as we get it.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 3h

Ok, guys. That's cute. The whole dance the ball in the net gag. Super adorable. Please fucking stop it right now. These are not the habits we need to develop.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 3h

The best part of this performance (until Wirtz sets up Joe) will be I can now just be sad about Gio Leoni and not comprehensively irrate with the rest of these jerks.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

Look who just came on ... oh, dear Fowler. I don't ask for much. But ...

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

The last time #LFC scored 5, we won the League. Just saying.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

Now let's see if Wirtz can assist Joe Gomez. I'm ready to test this magic.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

Dom 5zoboszlai.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

CODY GAK-FOUR

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

Fede coming on to deliver a sermon. Church time.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

IBOU KORNERNATE

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

Now ... can #LFC protect a lead better than the Seattle Mariners? Too soon?

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 4h

Virgil on the corner. Epic poetry.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

GOALAOG! GOALAOG! GOALAOG!

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

THE BIG PALINDROME

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

This team needs an enema.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

Jeremie Hamspong.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

Florian with the 50 yard thread. Here for more of that.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

Kevin ...

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 5h

The responses to this have been a wonderful litmus test to see who remembers this Moyes/United moment in the old place. The Chosen One.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 3d

Arne Slot says #LFC must improve in a number of areas, including passing, creating chances and defending.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine the fume/narrative/hilarity/navel-gazing that emerges if that front line balls, cooks, eats, and brings the rain tonight.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Calming our existential dread with whiskey and watching Jackass. A good laugh cures all.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Hate that but love Vlad 2.0. His dad was one of my favorites. I shall cheer for you.

Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Game 7 and Dan Wilson is reminding us that

a man wearing a mask with the words " life is pain " below him

ALT: a man wearing a mask with the words " life is pain " below him

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Zo @bfootball.bsky.social · 1d

Somehow that was Milos Kerkez' fault.