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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛

@bezzyboop.bsky.social

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Cats🐈‍⬛,gardens🌻, art🖼, horse racing 🐎,crafting🪡, dark humour.If you can't be nice, be reasonable. COYS! Can almost speak Greek 🇬🇷 Do Not DM unless we've been friends here for ages. I wont auto follow you back if your profile pic is a cat. Insta-blocks twats.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · Feb 21

Jessie just knocked my wine over whilst flopping over for tummy tickles. Trying to mop up the wine I set fire to my hair with a candle. Jessie has run away and won't come near me.
Another average night at Chez Bez.

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 14h

I could do with an early,,,tonight feels like a good time to do it.

Off now

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 14h

Nighty-night to you too BP !💤

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 14h

There doesn't seem to be anything I can engage with tonight, so I'm off up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire!
Nighty-night Tarqs 💤

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 14h

I only just fucking got here....

Night Mike

Owl

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

That's beautiful...where were you?

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

No, it would have MADE SENSE 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

Please unsee it 🤣🤣🤣

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

He hasn't 🤣

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

This is social media, not ten bob from your nan...different rules apply 🤣

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

If only you'd used a comma....'Sad, it was' would be perfectly acceptable!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

LEAVE IT ALONE 🤣🤣🤣

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

I tutor English.... I'm paid to notice 🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

Phil is now wishing he'd said nothing... if he's leart anything he won't react or reply!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

It wasn't even an ending... it was episode 5/6

Sad it was sounds like Yoda!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

You're doing it again!
Retrospective A* 🤣🤣🤣

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

But, killing the best character in series 1 ?

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

🤣 are you deliberately keeping this thread going?

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

It sure sounded like one!
It's done at GCSE, my son did it as a way of copping out of proper subjects!
But, having helped him with homework, I can recognise it as the exact sort of analysis that would get high marks!

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

* physcic

Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

You haven't
Unless you're a physic...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

I love your proper 'media studies' answer but I'm more 'base instinct'...they killed Richard Dormar in the first series...his character could have carried the whole thing for years

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

Never heard of it! Please leave a review...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

You did.
Stop replying and the thread will die a natural...

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

What movie are you watching?

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Beryl On a Broomstick 🐈‍⬛ @bezzyboop.bsky.social · 1d

Of course I am! The night is still young!