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Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 1d

I wanna reenact the film Bring Her Back. But with penguins.

Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 1d

I will be there!

Prestige Wrestling @wrestleprestige.bsky.social · 1d

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

***PRESTIGE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP***

KEVIN BLACKWOOD

🆚

JUDAS ICARUS

PART II

November 7th, 2025 (this Friday)
Los Angeles, CA
@ The Compound by Dirt Dog
All Ages (bar with ID)

Tickets still available, limited seats left!

🎟️ www.eventbrite.com/e/prestige-w...

Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 1d

Went out to vote with my wife! Let your voices be heard!

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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 2d

#sundaythoughts

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Marc Quill / WON/F4W / QB1 Publishing @marcquill.bsky.social · 3d

At least I can take pride that still the AEW men’s world champion is Hangman Adam Page, the king of Cowboy Shit, and guy who is categorically better than the entirety of the Los Angeles Dodgers starting lineup

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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 3d

Quoting, because I've seen a lot of people understandably question that! But it was, and we did it, and that is really, really cool. ❤️

We support good people doing good things. And AEW is good people. And you know what? We are, and can be, too. ❤️👊

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Tony Miller @beardedrogue.bsky.social · 3d

An entire week with no ICE ads on my AEW. I think we may have done it y’all. Thanks for complaining, cancelling, and otherwise making it clear that it’s unacceptable.

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Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 3d

Absolutely beautiful! Im in the correct fandom.

Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 4d

Come watch a horror movie with us. With a horror host and bewildering vintage Halloween commercials.

youtu.be/I7UxJcA_GAM?...

Friday Night Movie Night: Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal 3

YouTube video by COLE TV

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Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 4d

I could say im a 41 year old Pugsly Adam's. Or a white Rick Ross. A less aggressive Brody King. A non Jewish Seth Rogan.

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DOGU 🐶 ワンワン @hammerlock.bsky.social · 4d

DOGU previews ChocoPro 486

The Mystery Halloween Special!

🎃👹🍬🎭💀🤡🧛‍♀️🐦‍⬛

What sort of ghosts and goblins will appear this year?

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#wrestlesky 🤼🏻‍♀️ 🇯🇵 🤼🏻‍♂️

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Best Gout Machine @bestgoutmachine.bsky.social · 4d

Flashback to when we were invited to a star wars theme Halloween party. My wife spent hours working on our costumes. Arrived. We were the only ones in star wars gear. Also we were the only ones in costume. And it wasn't a party.