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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 44m

Pure wool.

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 49m

I spent the first seven years of my career at Mount St Mary's there.

Our caretaker drank in The Cavalier (now gone) opposite: he was the only regular working without signing on as well. His nickname was HB (Honest Bastard).

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1h

Well, this has cheered me up enormously.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 3h

Semi casual to funerals...

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 4h

The lowest of bars...

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 4h

To be honest, I've had the same problem with the latest Slow Horses and Tulsa King.

Fucked the latter off: they need a better formula than "add three more antagonists every series".

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 6h

Think it might be time to put the green screen around 'Slow Horses', lads.

Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 6h

INNNNNN WEST PHILADELPHIA, BORN AND RAISED...

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h

First three were gifts.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 8h

Mostly really easy other than that last one.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 10h

#WhenTaken #605 (24.10.2025)

I scored 935/1000👑

1️⃣📍8.2 km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥇195/200
2️⃣📍9.8 km - 🗓️1 yrs - 🥇199/200
3️⃣📍3.9 km - 🗓️0 yrs - 🥇200/200
4️⃣📍176 km - 🗓️3 yrs - 🥇190/200
5️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️8 yrs - 🥈151/200

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 10h

Strands #600
“Through the ages”
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 10h

Connections
Puzzle #866
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 10h

Wordle 1,588 4/6*

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 20h

Palace will have the biggest budget in it by a mile.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 21h

Any English team that doesn't get to the final of the Papa Juan wants fucking.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 21h

Forest players the latest in a long line of shithouses suddenly rediscovering their commitment once they've got a manager they didn't fancy bingoed.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 21h

@gwladruns.bsky.social @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social Next week's Grand Designs looks a hate watch for the ages.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 23h

The "souvenir ticket" scam is fairly common now.

As Paul Heaton said, bands can set the prices, limit fees, ban dynamic pricing etc if they want to: "You just have to give enough of a shit to be in the room when it's all agreed."

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Charges to print it off yourself...

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Two Belle and Sebastian tickets: £20 in fees, cheeky bastards.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

"Farmed out on loan"

This is the tit who said Everton hadn't won a game Iroegbunam had started this season when he started against Brighton.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

They reduced Leeds Ring Road by us to one lane for nine months: not seen a single cunt on the bike lane.

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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

#WhenTaken #604 (23.10.2025)

I scored 861/1000🏆

1️⃣📍9.9 km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥇198/200
2️⃣📍1.7K km - 🗓️5 yrs - 🥈150/200
3️⃣📍18.2 km - 🗓️6 yrs - 🥇192/200
4️⃣📍792 km - 🗓️10 yrs - 🥈161/200
5️⃣📍1.4K km - 🗓️2 yrs - 🥈160/200
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Bertram Wilberforce Wooster @bertwooster.bsky.social · 1d

Matthew Parris is gay, for example, and thinks severely disabled people are useless.