Bert SG
@bertsellsgraves.bsky.social
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Former video store clerk, future corpse. Social media exhausts me, so I'm pretty much just a lurker these days. I make words, find them here: https://linktr.ee/bertsellsgraves
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I give up on you, Bluesky.
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Detail from a cover commission I'm working on. These guys know how to party! #horrorart #illustration #artistsonbluesky
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I have a hard time believing this. I've never once seen anything stupid on social media.
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I can't possibly think of ANYTHING queer about ReAnimator.
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Detail from a cover commission I'm working on. These guys know how to party! #horrorart #illustration #artistsonbluesky
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Happy Book Birthday to Notes from Underground: The Hollow Earth Story Cycle, the new collection of linked tales of cosmic horror and masterful strangeness from author, editor, amateur film scholar, and skeleton @orringrey.com! 🥳
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Can confirm, some of the best Panic Fest viewing experiences happen when she's nearby!
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Just saying, I know it's nomination season and all, and not for nothing, but I'm real proud of my story "Cicada Summer," Chthonic Matter, Vol. 3, Issue 2, Summer 2025, hint hint hint. #stokers
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Yes yes, I know it's considered "tacky" to advocate for yourself. But if you don't, who will?
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You had me at "Frankie Avalon gets stabbed in the dick."
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I'm hot and cold on Blank Check, but this Coen series has been nonstop bangers.
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Just saying, I know it's nomination season and all, and not for nothing, but I'm real proud of my story "Cicada Summer," Chthonic Matter, Vol. 3, Issue 2, Summer 2025, hint hint hint. #stokers
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You crushed it tonight!
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Saying A LOT here, but this might be one of my favorite Friday Night Frights experiences. Such a great crowd!
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JASON LIVES. The 6th movie is dying franchise had no right being as fun as this one was.
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So they could actually be discharged in bankruptcy then?
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Also, the first Armour screening I ever took my daughter to was The Blob, years ago, and she still cites that as a formative horror experience.
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Taking Martha for her first ever viewing!
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Fuck! Time to get back to The Loft!
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Just got mine today, toooo
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Couple of recent stories I'm proud of: "Yonder, Twixt the Vines" (Body Shots, Vol. 1), a tale of queer teens & killer plants in a dying swamp community; and "Cicada Summer" (Chthonic Matter, Vol. 3, Issue 2)), about a pair of hungry ghosts that share a gruesome revelation after a day in the park.
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Long ago I wrote (but never finished) a comic about this loser who burns his own face off with acid so that skeletons will have sex with him. Thought it would be funny to give it a shitty EDGY ACTION cover, so I put all of my energy into that and never worked on it again.