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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨

@benejesserit.bsky.social

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Aspiring space witch. My favorite things are cats, science fiction, horror and baked goods. I own too many books. She/her.

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11h

This is how I befriend the ghouls.

Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 4d

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 1d

This is helping humanity more than they ever have.

a crowd of people watching a game with the final four written on the bottom

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 2d

I’d watch this horror movie.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 2d

Got his ass. I haven’t read Hemingway since college and maybe I’d feel differently now, but I don’t think so.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 2d

FYI!!!

Janet from The Good Place explaining that Columbus is in the Bad Place "because of all the raping, slave trade and genocide."

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 6d

I've been refusing it and I'll keep refusing it. What're they gonna' do, fire me?

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

🟩 Single

🟩 Taken

✅ In an imaginary relationship with Antifa

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

The merch is his Snake Juice.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

Actual line of dialog from High Potential: “A cop’s worst nightmare is having to discharge their weapon.”

lol I fucking wish

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

It’s funny how they go on about libs virtue signaling when they walk around doing this.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

Absolutely cursed

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

I would love to hear Vonnegut’s thoughts on AI. You know he’d cook.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

I want to believe.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 7d

Doctor was probably like UGH when he came out of the womb

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 8d

To be fair, I get why his dad doesn’t love him.

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 8d

That’s incredible.

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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 8d

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 10d

Just another youth who loves KPop Demon Hunters.

Finn the cat watching the KPop Demon Hunters sketch from SNL.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 10d

Worth it to fire people in favor of a machine that does a worse job!!!!

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 10d

When the AI bubble finally bursts, I am committed to being super obnoxious about it.

Oh, you thought the stupid, wasteful plagiarism machine was gonna’ revolutionize everything??? Not sorry for your loss.

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 10d

Incredible theory.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11d

I’m gonna’ start recruiting the himbos at my gym.

Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11d

Peacemaker continues to be one of my favorite things. We need more misguided himbos to turn toward the light.

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11d

a man with a mustache says time is money money is power power is pizza and pizza is knowledge let 's go l

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Bene Jesserit Witch 🐈‍⬛🔮✨ @benejesserit.bsky.social · 11d

I love DPAC! Going back for Steve Martin and Martin Short in a couple of weeks.