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Julie Lynn

@bellafortunate.bsky.social

1.5K followers 2.1K following 1.5K posts

Humorist, artist, smutty-mouthed windbag, tired. Estate sale addict. Pithy, yet degenerate. Muse, flâneuse, primordial ooze. I fucking hate AI.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 1d

FYI

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Karl (sad trombone noise enthusiast) @brainnotonyet.bsky.social · 2d

Hey so you know the White House and Mike Johnson have essentially dissolved Congress and their is only one functioning branch of the government, the executive, and it’s parallel fascist, militarized police force right?

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 4d

Oh for crissakes, those stupid babymen!

Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 4d

Buried in a mountain of shit.

Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 8d

So he's saying we have to accept Trump as a king to have a functioning government? 🤨

Brother, I don't think you know your history.
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Grievances of the United States Declaration of Independence - Wikipedia

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 9d

Spotted in the wild today in a pretty red area. ☺️

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Sam Youngman @samyoungman.bsky.social · 12d

Trump went for a Covid shot and then set the CDC on fire.

If that ain’t that asshole in a nutshell.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 13d

Big deal, Jacuzzi commercial; I offer zero interest constantly

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Heartland Signal @heartlandsignal.bsky.social · 13d

BREAKING: Masked Border Patrol agents aggressively arrested WGN video producer Debbie Brockman in Lincoln Square Friday morning, supposedly for "obstructing justice." (Video via Josh Thomas on Facebook)

Follow @heartlandsignal for more.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 13d

Buddy Billyjoejimbob "Squirrelly" Carter introduces resolution to give Trump the Nobel Prize. Because that's how that works, I'm sure.

You know, instead of reopening the government, saving jobs, protecting healthcare, and holding pedophiles to account.

Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 15d

If we lose this goddess and that orange pus bag is still allowed to walk the earth, the long arc of the moral universe will have snapped into pieces

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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 20d

I wrote about Kash Patel's cringe, weird challenge coin. Perfect for him:

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Kash Patel’s Challenge Coin Is Perfect for Him

The FBI director has created a memento that symbolizes his unfitness.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 21d

To be fair, he can't SEE the moon...

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23d

Hegseth's military "beard ban" isn't just stupid, it's racist. And they know that, of course, because they're trying to rid the service of everyone but straight white men.

www.vox.com/the-goods/20...

Why workplace bans on facial hair marginalize men of color

Men who work in food service, business, the military, or the public sector often run into beard bans.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 23d

This is treason. Stop acting as if it's very cool, very legal, @wsj.com

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Anti-Fascist Collective… @wtafc.bsky.social · 25d

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 26d

NO, MR. BOND, I EXPECT YOU TO RETAIN YOUR VALUE

Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 28d

Yeah, no way this isn't total horseshit.

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Dana Goldberg @dgcomedy.bsky.social · Sep 23

Jesse Watters just called for the bombing of the UN on national television. FCC? Nothing? Crickets? Got it.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · Sep 23

800 detainees are missing after being held in Alligator Alcatraz in July, showing no record of their location in ICE’s database.

Other detainees have been mistakenly deported or sent to detention centers thousands of miles away.

The cruelty is the point.

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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · Sep 23

I find I can’t muster a proper response to either the Tylenol madness or the U.N. appearance. At some point it is just too ridiculous. It would feel insane to offer sane commentary.

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Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · 29d

I can't stop watching this mesmerizing bug-eyed fuck 💀

Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · Sep 24

HOLY SHIT

Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · Sep 24

And then they move on to "putting them out of their misery." They loooove their eugenics.

Julie Lynn @bellafortunate.bsky.social · Sep 24

And they're framing it so that those who have autistic children should be seen as morally failed, that it's a preventable 'choice'.