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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid

@begentleimstupid.bsky.social

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Sometimes I draw comics. Baltimore

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · Apr 25

I got a t-shirt out! Teepublic.com/user/begentleimstupid for a limited time price of $16! Be a comic fan and a metal head at the same time. Wow. People will absolutely think you’re cool. And they’ll want to have sex with you. Will you have sex with them? Hey, that’s up to you

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 3h

Look if there’s an antichrist out there, all we gotta do is throw a bunch of communion wafers at him and he’ll explode. Or she’ll explode.

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 15

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 10h

Bumper Sticker day 3

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 11h

On the set of Friends: “does this come with benefits?”

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 13h

Shut up

Some goofus who replied to my mermaid comic by saying, “it is possible to have sex with lots of things I would beg you not to. Something being a mammal does not mean it’s possible to cross breed” shut the fuck up man

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toonholeRyan @toonholeryan.bsky.social · 1d

the power of creativity 💡

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 13h

Enjoy these old ones. I’m at the mechanic today so, no time to draw

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Alarmingly Bad (Jon Baker) @alarminglybad.bsky.social · 1d

Ham Time.

#comic #comicsky

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 1d

Bumper sticker day 2

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 1d

A common theme in my comics is that I am unsuitable for contact at any and all functions

Panel 1 guy1: “as you can see, the tail fin of the mermaid is horizontal, this is only seen in mammals.” A crudely drawn mermaid is seen, a pointer is tapping the tail of the mermaid
Panel 2 guy1: “…not in fish. We can then conclude that the tail scales must be similar to that of a pangolin” panel is zoomed out to a guy with thick glasses, bow tie and a pointer, pointing to a presentation
Panel 3 guy1: “that is why it makes sense that mermaids have titties and navels. Therefore not only would it be possible for a human to have sex with one…” guy1 is raising a finger as if making a good point. He is making a smug expression
Panel 4. Zoomed way out. Guy1, “I must assume it has already occurred.” Smaller text of guy1, “Now, moving on to the location of the mermaidian vagina…” woman1 who is observing the presentation, “this is why we don’t invite him to these PowerPoint parties” Guy2 looking frustrated, “Mmhmm”

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 2d

These are kind of easy

Bumper sticker that says OUTTA MY WAY! i'm late for my dicksucking appointment!! and there's a $69 late fee (four smirking emojis)

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 2d

gonna make a video... *throws dart* "Dark mode is... *throws dart* ruining... *throws dart* millennial fertility!" Perfect!

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to make bumper sticker designs, Day 1

Bumper sticker that says "I'M NEURODIVERGENT!! Give me a second" and there's a puppy head in the lower left corner

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Wesley Johnson @westhehero.bsky.social · 2d

I drew another creepy internet comment.

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 2d

Celebrity crush

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 2d

Drowned in rancid cum

🏰meg⚔️ @Birthright Audiobook! @impavid.us · 6d

In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 2d

Nice man

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 3d

Same president that bombed a wedding. He don’t deserve it man and proves it’s a joke anyway

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 3d

Habitat also has similar stores as the Salvation Army, called ReStores where you can get furniture, building materials, and some home goods, and profits go to Habitat projects

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 4d

Summoning Salt is ESPN Classic for millennials

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 5d

Oooo… she’s single?

NPR @npr.org · 5d

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch. n.pr/48przga

Every moment pops in the nuclear thriller 'A House of Dynamite'

A single nuclear warhead, of unknown origin, is heading toward the U.S. mainland in Kathryn Bigelow's new Netflix film. It's an unnerving scenario — but it's also thrilling to watch.

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Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 5d

Mario but he’s blue and gay for a guy named “Tails.” Just workshoppin just figurin a few things out here

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 5d

Me with visible sores: you know it’s not the heat that’s the worst. It’s the sores!

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 5d

“Little Cum Monsters (small monsters made of cum)” has now hit 1 billion streams on spotify. It’s a lot more popular than Wood by Taylor Swift, and it’s not as gross either if I do say so myself

Be Gentle, I'm Stupid @begentleimstupid.bsky.social · 5d

*draws one comic per year* nobody appreciates my genius