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Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1h

This is tough to read

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3h

Just realized it looks like there is one tiny patch of rubbing on Mary, on her left upper chest, where her heart would be.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 5h

The grain in the stone of this Fish by Brancusi looks like an orthogonal view on to our universe, flattened into an infinite two dimensional plane.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 10h

A letter to the editors from the Afro American newspaper in 1937 and the entirety of the same person’s “Impact” (legacy) capsule in Wikipedia.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 13h

One day I’ll build a little studio and get all the lead and cadmium and turpentine that I want and just go full toxic. I need to see those old effects. I need to Paint Evilly.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

600 year old marble relief of M&BJ. M sadly contemplates BJ w foreknowledge of his death. BJ fatly relaxes. As centuries pass, fat nearness of BJ solicits many shining/burnishing rubs. Distance and maturity of M solicits none (besides her hand holding BJ). And so: BJ lives on, shiny and raw; M dead.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

♾️

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

😐___________🙂

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

Two flamboyantly gay men behind me at Kyoto are discussing their fantasy football waiver pick ups. Total right wing victory.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

Absolutely

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

This teapot is 260 years old.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

Jesus Christ

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

Really annoying how many services are now represented at top of Google search results by national networks of high pressure salesmen. Pest, plumbing, etc.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 1d

Re-reading over mega intervals is such a good experience. My father recently read Madame Bovary for first time since college and it turned him upside down.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 2d

Baseball and basketball are real sports because they are whole body. Football fake ass parlor game w weird scarecrow legged receivers.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 2d

This elderly couple quite clearly shares the same bottle of hair dye. Love that.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 2d

Love seeing random late blooms happens a lot here with mock orange

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

I frequently type “ES” into phone browser til it autofills ESPN webpage which I immediately click but 1/10 times I type “ED” and then hit return before seeing error so I pull up erectile dysfunction Google results. Overdetermined man: constantly searching for ESPN and ED cures.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

Two “fiesta potato” breakfast burritos in the morning. Like $3.50. Eat one with four Diablo sauce packets then. Shove the other into your pocket to discover later at like 9pm. Bon* appetit.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

It finally occurred to me I can simply buy gifts here and reveal them to the children when I get home rather than actually buying them in New York and having to bring them home.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

This is definitely what you want out of a cutting board

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

At 25m ppl start collecting passports in my experience.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

Man I wish I could feel that

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

118 years ago today the Rat Man masturbated after hearing someone play a trumpet on the street in Vienna.

Beep Thief @beepthief.bsky.social · 3d

All my life, deli counter men have been incredibly decent and obviously progressive.