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beefdentist.bsky.social
posting expert
@beefdentist.bsky.social
5.4K followers 410 following 5.3K posts
me not that kind of orc
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
They come with candle holders yet they come with no candle. this should be remedied
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
I don’t know what one piece is about and I don’t care. Don’t explain it to me
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
they did it… they got the one piece
Playland Plush Pirates Police say three men arrived by boat at an amusement park just outside New York City, stealing 200 stuffed animals and more.
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
yes… this will do nicely
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
Oh boy here I go spending an hour of wages on my half hour break again
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
I’m not talking about a hanging air freshener or one of those vent clips. I want an open flame
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 11h
they should make a candle for your car
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 13h
The 29% APR on the Mr beast loan can be refinanced down to 6.5% if you can survive 16 hours of water boarding for his newest video
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
it’s all sugar no salt. It’s their signature sweet ketchup and it makes you gag
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
We have reached the threshold of $30 burger
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
If you want extra it’s gonna be another $1.50
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
That’s $7 extra and they’re steak fries that are a little cool in the center
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
just an evil idea I had
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
$27 burger with aioli
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 14h
Somewhat recently found out that one of the most beloved/my favorite teachers at my high school is now, and has been for a long time, dating a former student who is a year older than me. they met when she was in eighth grade ☹️
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
well you buy that game for yourself today. you’ve earned it. a graduation gift
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 1d
graduating cum loudy from the goon school of posting
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
I went to school for 12 years for this
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
sorry :/
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
OhhHhhhhhh my tight little hole, my tight little nipple hole which closes up so quickly after removing jewelry for 4 hours
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
I’m doing better now 😎
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
“Go to a cardiologist” “get a halter monitor” hook me up with one
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
very humiliating to need a coworker to bring you to urgent care but I’ve done worse
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 2d
lol. Lmao even
Photo of my arm with a little bandage on it
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posting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 3d
no im beefdentist
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