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@beakmoo.bsky.social

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Science fiction, Forteanism, leftery, autism and tiredness. Married to the sonic embodiment of nihilism (tall one from Ramleh.) I block TERFs.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · Sep 29

Finally, a reason for my husband to be in the kitchen.

Recipe, text reads "25g butter, plus a knob".

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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 6h

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

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Cecilia Tan @ceciliatan.com · 1d

oooh. Bookmarking this! "How to turn off AI tools in Apple, Google, Microsoft, and more." Step-by-step instructions from Consumer Reports.

How to Turn Off AI Tools Like Gemini, Apple Intelligence, Copilot, and More via @ConsumerReports

AI features are crowding into Google search, Gmail, iPhones, Windows laptops, and other products. If you're suffering from AI overload, these settings can help.

www.consumerreports.org

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 5h

I suspect I did it walking over a field covered in bumps and molehills yesterday. I woke in the night in some distress.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 5h

Looks like you may have diagnosed me. I have all the symptoms of piriformis syndrome. Luckily this is not fatal.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 6h

That led me down a rabbit...er, hole.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 6h

😆

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 7h

They can put a grey on the earth but they can't find a human bumhole.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 7h

Feels like that.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 7h

My thoughts exactly.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 7h

It's bloody ridiculous. Both types likely developed because a vulnerable group in the wild do rather better if there's always someone awake, so both types are equally valid.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 7h

Got a bizarre pain right in the middle of one bum cheek.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 8h

Fainting cunt more like.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 13h

A nice payout just when we'll need it.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 13h

Let's put bets on stuff!

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 13h

Yeah, soz bout that.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Can I come?

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

*speed dials time police*

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

I had much the same.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Did you make this?

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Eccentric.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Nice!

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Too busy to eat?

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Tasty.

Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

It's a shame they can't prescribe you weight gain injections. My friend @lopaka.bsky.social is in much the same boat, although without the added complications you have.

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Avian "scary fecker" Face-Tool 🦡 @beakmoo.bsky.social · 14h

Often the best.