Bean
@bbain.bsky.social
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Video game enjoyer, cat dad, Pokemon trainer, Starfleet cadet, he/him 🏳️‍🌈 📍Columbus, Ohio
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It's been a while since I showed off my tattoos on here! I might need to think of some creatures to fill in the empty spaces on the sides of my back, but I'm not sure.

Content warning: Butt.
Photo of a man with many tattoos. Front-facing angle featuring an octopus on his chest, a moray eel on his leg, and a coelacanth on his belly. Back-facing angle featuring an anomalocaris and a cameroceras on his back. Parts of the octopus, eel, and coelacanth are also visible.
Kira gets so mad at me when I won't let her walk on the stovetop burners when I'm cooking 😮‍💨
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bulbasaur commission!
bulbasaur, the pokemon that is basically a frog with a giant plant bulb on its back, happily wades through a lotus pond
I preordered Pokemon Legends ZA with the free random Sitting Cuties plush and got the only one I didn't want, lol
Selfie of a bearded man with glasses holding a Chikorita plushie and looking unenthused.
You must be this gay to enter

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Customer on the phone: "How much is it to rent the room with the sling? And how many guys can be in the room at a time? Oh, and are straight guys allowed in? I'm straight, by the way."

Me:
Dr. Evil says "Riiiiiight..."
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a good night's sleep in the Deadly Premonition bed could fix me
Ok, I get why everyone hates the Groal fight in Silksong 😮‍💨

What were they thinking with this one?
I think I found my favorite Silksong character 🎇🎭🎇
Trobbio from Silksong
The lake was all misty this morning in the bright sun. It looked really cool.
Selfie of a bearded man with glasses standing in front of a misty lake. He's wearing a brown hoodie. Photo of the misty lake sans man.
Is there an NPC that can help with it? If so I definitely missed that, lol
I've been using the Wanderer crest. I like the quick slashes.
Was that for one of the three Citadel songs or whatever? I beat that one over the weekend and was getting so salty the whole time, lol.
Me in 2005: I hope no one thinks I'm gay...

Me in 2025: I hope no one thinks I'm straight 😤
I Silksonged too hard this weekend and now my thumb hurts 😢
Work has been stressful tonight, so I'm trying to calm down by looking at pictures of my cats while on my break. They always help ❤️
Photo of a Siamese cat and a grey tabby kitten sitting on a sunny windowsill. The Siamese is yawning and the kitten is looking intently out the window.
My top 4 Final Fantasy games. Am I a basic bitch?
Final Fantasy IX Final Fantasy VII Final Fantasy IV (II) Final Fantasy VI (III)
I need to start bringing a spray bottle to work so I can spray my coworker any time he tries to show me some dumb AI bullshit he saw on TikTok. I've already told him multiple times that AI stuff pisses me off 🙄
Our boy cat likes to pull the towels off the towel rack and nap on them 😅
Well that's a nightmare 😨
It's alright. At least I know you won't be mad at me for not responding, lol.
Haha noo!

Ohio passed a dumbass anti-porn "protect the kids" law or something, so now Bluesky is requiring age verification through some sketchy third party in order to view DMs or adult content. So I can't even see my DMs anymore.