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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS)

@bayouboi.bsky.social

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Video Games, Film, and other cool shit. Chances are you're gonna disagree with me on a lot of things. Very rarely 🔞

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 19h

Man the hackers are out in full force today. Got a phishing email and two facebook 2FA emails in one day.

Must be slow to target a loser like me

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 19h

I can’t wait to be driving the speed limit only for sonic to say that I’m too slow

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

As it should be

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

Man youtube is so funny because they’ll scold you for cursing in the first however many minutes in the video but actively pretend like youtube kids isn’t just liveleak

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

How’d that go? 😬

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

He died a hero

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

Found that one guy

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

I’m feverishly scrolling through the replies to find that one guy

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

Microsoft: “man pc parts are getting more expensive. I got an idea. Force everyone to buy a new pc by holding a gun to their head!”

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 1d

That’s good. Too bad I can’t fucking play it because their incredibly invasive anti cheat requires secure boot which puts my pc into a boot loop if I enable it.

Hope that Saudi Kushner deal was worth it. You pricks.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

What can you possibly spoil for a pokemon game. WE DEFEATED THE VILLAIN WITH FRIENDSHIP! WE’RE ALL FRIENDS NOW!

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

You mean your current aging hardware isn’t already more expensive? What a fucking joke.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 2d

Good. I hope they steal the clothes off that fucking CEO’s back. “Saboteurs”. Yeah alright we’ll show you saboteurs. Cunt.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 3d

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Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 4d

Legend

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

I wanna remake Sharkboy and Lavagirl except it’s an emotional drama about two scientists who fall deeply in love but their respective fields keep them far apart.

And then George Lopez returns as Mr. Electric and they’re both killed.

Robert Rodriguez, call me.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

SHEN NO

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

Also to add onto my additional reply Sandfall run by gaming freaks who do DMC and Sekiro no hit speed runs so I’m very excited to see what they can bring to the table in a more action oriented genre.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

Well yeah I understand they made one of the best turn based JRPG’s ever but they don’t want to get stuck in the final fantasy loop with diminishing returns. It makes sense and they can do what they want especially since they don’t have investors choking them demanding Clair Obscur: Expedition 1000

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 5d

My boomer boss expressed interest in watching the Borderlands movie because he thought it looked cool and I was able to convince him not to.

I fucking hate the asshole so I should have let him suffer but I’m a good person. I’ve done my good deed for the day.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 7d

Raycons are such shit. They were fine and good for about a month but after that?

Low battery Low battery Low battery Power off

Is the soundtrack to my life.

Don’t believe that battery life shit that is a lie.

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 7d

Mmmmm yessssss

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 8d

Insert complaint about fortnitification here

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 8d

Booger

Bayou Boi (DEATH TO CHRONOS) @bayouboi.bsky.social · 8d

Ohhhh Riot, you little scamps.