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if you are looking at something i posted and going hey what the, it is probably a fake thing that i made i also make the comic strip grassy valley https://grassyvalley.thecomicseries.com

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Jun 13

I’ve started making a comic strip. It’s called Grassy Valley, and it’s about going on the computer.

grassyvalley.thecomi...

A yellow bunny and a purple bunny go over to a green bunny’s house. And the green bunny wants them to go on the computer.

This is all rendered in an amateurish CG style.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3h

I always get so paranoid when we watch our friends’ dog, because i want her to feel like an honored guest, but i also want OUR dog to know he’s always #1. I don’t think they know about fairness, but I think they do know, “that other little boy has a lolly and I don’t 👹”

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 6h

Me: I know you’re essential to the ecosystem and it’s not fair that people like butterflies better, but they are so pretty and you are like slimy

Worm: Only humans could live on the spinning earth, creating all life through its cyclical dance, but in their mesmerization, still call it sunrise.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 7h

and then an emotionless guy comes on at the end to sing 2 very sincere karaoke seconds of the walmart who song. it unbalances my humours. unbecoming.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Nov 23

Last comment on a lengthy Facebook thread under a clip from Bluey:

if narcissus existed today he would be looking in his phone at selfie photo and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference between him and any other damn millennial because of are society and laws (or lack therein)

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Queen Venerator @queenvenerator.bsky.social · 7h

Been thinking about this Connor O’Malley line a lot lately. Just a great out of pocket accusation.

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 7h

lmao we got to show our friends this video for the first time last night 😭

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 8h

I was having this exact same thought process looking at my boyfriend’s toiletries bag just now. what if it said “boyf” all over it and had like ties and beard trimmers. hammers.

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 9h

actually, I’ll do you one better, which is having your mother develop an all-consuming pottery hobby and commissioning her for doggie bowls 😈

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 9h

well he would look good in a tracksuit

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 9h

I’m in love with my dog. I’m not an editor of the dog fan wiki

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 9h

okay, now this makes sense

BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 9h

Being driven mad trying to find products for my dog that aren’t hideous. I don’t need to draw attention to the fact that I have a dog or that he is a dog. Having a dog isn’t an affectation. It’s not like liking Iron Man. He is just a guy that I love. You debase us both with your horrible items

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Apr 24

It is almost impossible to find nice, good looking products for your pet.

I just want an attractive container to store his food in, but if they don’t look like ugly, industrial-grade feed bins, they’re printed with a pattern of dog butts that says like, “fluffer nugget’s booty stash.”

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 24d

Goofy 3D face. Text: Are you being good?
• Giving of your time and powers.
• Downloading only pious implements.
• Lingering on charitable notions.
• Ingesting meatful ideas.
• Breathing uncanny particles.
• Telling the devil to scrub hell's tub.
(and mow hell’s lawn while he’s at it)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Oct 27

how did they not know they were living in old times when the thing they played music out of was called a fricken it was called a flippin gramma phone

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 1d

if you tell me that it's even remotely possible to "slur" a computer, i will make it my life's goal to put you in a toilet

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · Sep 10

Guy whose posts and lifestyle are under extra scrutiny due to being owned in an argument:

breaking it down sexualwise with some cute-style honeys

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unclepalindrome.bsky.social @unclepalindrome.bsky.social · 1d

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26d

Magical fairy image that says, Magical things are everywhere...
you just have to know where to look. Comments below say, Gwen Bunchy:
puting thimbles of honey around helps.
Brie Flonage: i dont really believe in them jus an idea.
Gwen Bunchy: not believing? yet speak words of them to their backs? bunkle up.
Gwen Bunchy: you are biffed..

(if you read this fairies like you)

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Logging Dreams 🪵
grassyvalley.thecomi...

A yellow bunny has a dream about an olive-colored bunny and wonders if he had a dream about her too. But he’s dreaming of apple man.

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Matt (they (spooky)) @terminalaftermath.bsky.social · 2d

oh to be an olive colored bunny dreaming of apple man

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

Logging Dreams 🪵
grassyvalley.thecomi...

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 2d

wow couple of the best uncle accents you can have. you are so spoiled

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3d

im going to guess that it’s that you have a ponytail but yes anyway

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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 3d

i guess i should have said at least partly. southern uncle can mean so many things. but i didn’t want to get into the weeds, as a curious kane brown fan might

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