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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 22h
If I could draw like that I would draw all the time.
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · Aug 7
Did a new one
Government style ad in watercolour. Image of a burglar stealing a painting from the wall of a home. Tagline: "It's not theft... if you say you're using it to train your AI algorithm". Body text: "Theft is now legal, so we can boost the economy by eliminating jobs. If that doesn't make any sense, ask a chatbot to explain it to you." HM government logo in the corner.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 1d
Driving licences should not be a right, they should be earned in endurance competitions.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 1d
DNS is the safe bet.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 3d
Would it be unkind to say that whoever sold her that did you a favour?
Battles @battles.bsky.social · 3d
Howling at this by the way.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 3d
I see your backup plan of using Italian herb sub rolls as bog roll was also scuppered. You're in our thoughts at this difficult time.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 3d
This is bollocks. Don't do this.
Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d
Anyone could complain to Virgin Money or the Yorkshire Building Society (YBS) about this, but if you have accounts with them your voice will be heard much louder.
Ask them about the organisational policy that was violated and ask how you can avoid breaching the same policy.
Pro-Palestine activist couple have UK bank account closed without explanation
John Nicholson and Norma Turner’s joint retirement savings account was shut by Yorkshire Building Society
www.theguardian.com
Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d
Never in a million years.
The black cab drivers will go to war over this and it will be a hoot to watch.
Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d
Relevant to @kinghornbeach.bsky.social.
No need for a driving licence if you don't recognise the state who issue them.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d
Got to at least try and stay positive.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d
Is this your brain keeping you grounded?
This is what I tell myself when it happens to me.
And I get the sense that a certain kind of person is untroubled by this and becomes insufferable.
It's a gift, of sorts.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d
It should *just* be a shed for computers but there's a lot of nuance, lost of ways to fuck it up. Mainly around resilience and single points of failure. If the SPOF is built in with the bricks, it's fucked.
I've been on projects where we've switched supplier after a DC visit or after a failed audit.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 7d
Are the GQ editorial team sniffing glue?
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 8d
If they have no sense of humour, sure.
Or they could send fifty waymos to the homes of the pranksters?
They have an army of robot cars at their disposal, the revenge prank opportunities are enormous.
Battles @battles.bsky.social · 8d
I loved this plot device because it hadn't occurred to me before that the generals wouldn't have known that he was The Chosen One so his path to being leader of the resistance, or even being taken seriously, would not have been smooth or logical.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 8d
Shout out to our kid's headmaster who has largely abandoned uniform as long as there are no logos displayed.
I'm sure it'll have some unintended consequence, such is life, but they're at the coal face of the cost of living crisis so if he thinks it makes a difference, who are we to argue.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 8d
Fair comment. I don't know why I still try to be so generous to their process.
Battles @battles.bsky.social · 8d
You reckon they've done a sort of Ideal Customer Profile exercise and some up with a weird approximation of a real person, and that's skewing their output?
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 8d
Get that HR meeting booked for Wednesday, but not too early.
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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 9d
‘Piracy Is Not A Victimless Crime’ warnings on blu-rays hit a little different in the era of AI
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 9d
The problem with having space is that you tell yourself you can keep things.
When I replaced the E Class tails, I fixed the issue that caused the failures (water ingress) and the car's time with me is maybe coming to an end (LEZ).
I should bin repaired pair. I've become a hoarder.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 9d
I totally get that.
I wouldn't have tried if I hadn't had a good space to work, the time and had already fitted a new part.
Infuriating that the whole thing is designed to go in the bin though.
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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 9d
My personal experience of these gadgets, not very recent though, was that bluetooth was fine. It's very low data volumes, it's not constant. Making sure your phone has wifi or data in the space where the market is being held was more of a gamble.
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