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translation major, 🇪🇪 🇫🇮 🇬🇧 🇯🇵. i like yugioh, gundam, lesbians, tales of, when they cry & other things. any pronouns. i am an adult. and I LOVE DIVORCE!!! peek #art for my art and #photos for my pics send stuff @ https://batsugeemu.straw.page

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · Oct 17

this account is tenjoin asuka love mail

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 5h

it is so nonsensical that you end up with shit like tumblr's infamous "female presenting nipples" guideline because its not something based on reason, you cant define it in a smart way because its not smart its just plain misogyny and every year i get more mad about it. GRRRRR

tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 5h

i hate that free the nipple was so long ago and still every maturity filter on a website that has one will immediately flag womens nipples and not mens it is so bonkers ill never stop being mad about it. forget being topless in public, society cant even handle a png of boobs without a label

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 6h

i love that cats slap each other its such fitting behavior for a cat you know. like if i didnt know that and you told me cats slap each other id be like yeah of course they'd do that

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 8h

i get so in my head i forget how i talk isnt immediately understandable to everyone else. i call judai judy so much just as a nickname that i forget it gives people who dont know me well pause sometimes. oh you know judy we all know judy. you know from yugioh gx.

tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 14h

btw good news is rosita is getting very comfy around the house :3 ofc she is still a bit skittish but like, she will often come to just sit nearby and stare from a few meters afar and will do that even when my partner is around (since at first they'd only show up when i was around) ... little miss

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 14h

we r buying one with walls on every side so rosita cannot try and sneak in and i love that the product descriptions have one of its features as "prevents greedy siblings from stealing food" it sure does.

tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 14h

buying a €155 microchip feeder so rosita stops trying to eat koshka's food (Because rosita is. allergic.) these cats have no idea how much i love them and what i do for them they have no idea.

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

LLITERALLYYY LIKE OK. SORRY. I WAS BORN LIKE THIS. its funny too bc adhd meds supposedly raise your blood pressure so much that its dangerous for some ppl but they didnt raise my low blood pressure at all it just stayed the same

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

having low blood pressure is so funny bc doctors are always like "well theres not much we can do just try to eat food and drink water like a normal person" ok ive been doing this for 20 something years now. but ill keep trying

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

fantasy maiden wars seems cool genuinely but i can't stop reading fmw as Fallout Mew Vegas

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

oh we are gonna do an elimination diet! its basically that, or like, we feed her kibbles and for a week or two we try in small amounts one protein to see if she has a reaction to it. but yeah we're waiting on a vet opinion

tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

she must think we hate her bc we only give koshky the delicious wet food and not her.... SHE DOESNT KNOW SHE HAS ALLERGIES.....OUUUUHHHHHHH

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

THE DOWNSIDE IS I NOW HAVE TO KEEP ROSITA FROM EATING KOSHKAS WET FOOD. AND SHE WANTS IT SO BAD. NOOOOO

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 1d

i kept the door closed at night in case rosita wants her safe space from koshka (and im sure she did the first month) but now she cried at night bc the door was closed and she wanted out...ok girl sorry. youve explored the apartment enough and now want 24/7 access to it and your cat friend i get it

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 2d

she has so much attitude...but also yay she rubbed herself on my legs for the first time today and also rubbed her face on koshka's 🥺 little miss trusting

tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 2d

omfg rositas such a DIVA she slaps at you if you get too close and i was like. giving her food but she wanted to eat it immediately before i was done setting it down and she swatted at my hand as i was finishing and im like girl.... be patient !!!! u are such a diva smh u used to be so scared of me

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 2d

Absolutely Not.

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 2d

my partners mom talking to my partner about christmas plans and going "well you and tess have the most spacious apartment and a sauna"....... 🫥

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 2d

wife who does the dishes and cleans the kitchen and wife who cooks. ideal dynamic

tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 2d

as a pet owner oftentimes instead of the cuck chair u have the Pet Chair, the chair in the bedroom where your cat occasionally sits and watches while you're going at it and you don't care enough to shoo the cat off or close the door and deal with the door clawing

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 3d

this is how she looks at me when she wants something

tortie cat sitting on the ground and looking up very pleading emoji like

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Rachel Hands @rachelhands.com · 4d

here is my favorite sign from today

square concrete slab on the ground with “OLD DYKES AGAINST TECH BROS” stenciled onto it

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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 4d

Yuri 2

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 3d

images that make me say Wow... Better Call Dana

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tessie (normal) @batsugeemu.bsky.social · 3d

no translation is like realizing u have no cake. thats fine you dont have cake most days anyway. a bad translation is like if you gave me a cake and im like okay yaayy cake and i get excited for it but then when i take a bite its moldy inside and now im just pissed you gave me that cake at all

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