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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃

@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social

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Library assistant. My life is a Southern gothic novel. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head. Opinions are solely my own.

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · Sep 19

Historical horror set in New England in 1821 and the FMC is named Hester

Hashtag I know you read Nathaniel Hawthorne

fry from futurama is making a funny face and says hmm ...

ALT: fry from futurama is making a funny face and says hmm ...

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 1h

I’m the nerd nobody listens to until it’s too late. Also I die

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 2h

How many times are we going to hear “completely redefines the horror genre” about a movie lol. Pick a different line for reviews

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3h

This wasn’t covid. It was mycoplasma pneumoniae, which is usually a mild form of pneumonia. Due to the delay in actual treatment, I ended up where I ended up. I say this so other people won’t ignore symptoms. It was 6 hours between walking into urgent care & rolling into the ER

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3h

JESUS I’m so sorry. That’s awful.

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 3h

I remember getting in the tub hoping the hot water would help me feel better. I hauled myself back to bed & laid there trying to breathe & telling myself “you’re ok you’re ok you’re ok” over &over. Then I checked my pulse ox. 88%. If your brain is screaming @ you like that, please go to the hospital

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 15h

Uhhhh. Reviewing clinical notes from my hospital stay for pneumonia last year and I apparently had sepsis?!?! Nobody relayed that to me. And “acute hypoxic respiratory failure.” Jesus H

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 4h

Don’t blame you at all 😭

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 4h

🖤🖤🖤

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 4h

Me, sliding in next to you at the lunch table: “Hey so, have you read about the Paris morgue?” *wiggles eyebrows*

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 4h

We did mid-month but the next one is up in the air

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 6h

My tattoo artist is a vet. Armor guy. So when someone tells you that shit is normal in the military, no it fucking isn’t.

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 6h

My tattoo artist told me a story about a guy who got in trouble with the army for having a confederate flag tattoo. The guy came to him wanting a cover up. Matt said sure I’ll do it, but you’re gonna put in writing that you denounce the meaning of it or I’m not touching you. Guy wouldn’t do it.

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 7h

I can’t plan birthdays for my November kids. I can’t plan thanksgiving. I get hives thinking about Christmas. We can pay the mortgage exactly one time. What the FUCK

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 7h

The holidays are coming and millions of families are just swinging in the wind

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 7h

Are they just never going to pay anyone again? Genuinely what the ever loving fuck

🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 7h

Sucks extra hard when your main breadwinner may not be getting paid. Again 🙃🙃🙃

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 7h

Sucks extra hard when your main breadwinner may not be getting paid. Again 🙃🙃🙃

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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃 @batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social · 8h

And yes, I’m trying to thrift but there’s literally been no clothing worth a damn in my local area for months. People donate clothes that are nearly threadbare or stained to hell and back OR it’s SHEIN and not worth buying