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🎃Batsy Cline (she/her)🎃
@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social
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Library assistant. My life is a Southern gothic novel. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head. Opinions are solely my own.
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I’m the nerd nobody listens to until it’s too late. Also I die
How many times are we going to hear “completely redefines the horror genre” about a movie lol. Pick a different line for reviews
This wasn’t covid. It was mycoplasma pneumoniae, which is usually a mild form of pneumonia. Due to the delay in actual treatment, I ended up where I ended up. I say this so other people won’t ignore symptoms. It was 6 hours between walking into urgent care & rolling into the ER
I remember getting in the tub hoping the hot water would help me feel better. I hauled myself back to bed & laid there trying to breathe & telling myself “you’re ok you’re ok you’re ok” over &over. Then I checked my pulse ox. 88%. If your brain is screaming @ you like that, please go to the hospital
Uhhhh. Reviewing clinical notes from my hospital stay for pneumonia last year and I apparently had sepsis?!?! Nobody relayed that to me. And “acute hypoxic respiratory failure.” Jesus H
Me, sliding in next to you at the lunch table: “Hey so, have you read about the Paris morgue?” *wiggles eyebrows*
We did mid-month but the next one is up in the air
My tattoo artist is a vet. Armor guy. So when someone tells you that shit is normal in the military, no it fucking isn’t.
My tattoo artist told me a story about a guy who got in trouble with the army for having a confederate flag tattoo. The guy came to him wanting a cover up. Matt said sure I’ll do it, but you’re gonna put in writing that you denounce the meaning of it or I’m not touching you. Guy wouldn’t do it.
I can’t plan birthdays for my November kids. I can’t plan thanksgiving. I get hives thinking about Christmas. We can pay the mortgage exactly one time. What the FUCK
The holidays are coming and millions of families are just swinging in the wind
Are they just never going to pay anyone again? Genuinely what the ever loving fuck
Sucks extra hard when your main breadwinner may not be getting paid. Again 🙃🙃🙃
Sucks extra hard when your main breadwinner may not be getting paid. Again 🙃🙃🙃
And yes, I’m trying to thrift but there’s literally been no clothing worth a damn in my local area for months. People donate clothes that are nearly threadbare or stained to hell and back OR it’s SHEIN and not worth buying
Me thinking about my fall wardrobe and then remembering everything is at least 2 sizes too big now 😑💸
Me too! Quoth the Raven, “eat my shorts!” 😂
My dad got compared to Donny Osmond in high school and I think about it all the time lol
Bonus points for high platelet count. My body really was like “fuck this shit I’m out” 😂
I literally could have gone home and died