Batsy Cline (she/her)🎄
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Batsy Cline (she/her)🎄
@batsinthebrittfry.bsky.social
Library assistant. My life is a Southern gothic novel. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head. Opinions are solely my own.
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The library is getting new carpet installed and it’s happening at night so as not to disrupt people using the library. Youth services is getting the 1st upgrade and holy hell the shelving nightmare 😅.
December 15, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Light the lamp not the rat light the lamp not the rat!
December 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My boss watched me walking and said, in a kind way, “Brittany you’re making me hurt. Sit down.” 😭🥴
December 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
“A large group of former—“
Gonna stop you right there. Doesn’t matter what people who used to have power and influence have to say. Make the current ones actually do something and then it will be news
December 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Life is too short to keep reading a book you don’t like. I have at least 8 books I DNF in my book log this year. You have permission from your friendly neighborhood library assistant to give up on that book. It’s ok.
December 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
My hip now likes to make me feel it moving around in its socket and it enjoys a nice pop. I’m sure it’s fine
a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him
ALT: a man in an office holding a burning piece of wood with the words everything is fine behind him
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December 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Now reading
December 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
What if hot cocoa just wants to be called beautiful cocoa every once in a while?! Did you think about that?!
a cup of coffee is being poured into a cup with the words `` enjoy anyway '' written on it .
ALT: a cup of coffee is being poured into a cup with the words `` enjoy anyway '' written on it .
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December 14, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Saw this book at work today, thought about it, left without it, couldn’t stop thinking about it, and placed a hold for it when I got home 😅
December 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nothing validates your decision to see the doctor quite like a coworker noticing you limping
December 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Little Man™️
December 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Ryan Reynolds literally plays the same role in everything he does. He’s just “Ryan Reynolds” no matter the character. Including his damn mint mobile ads
December 13, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Listening to Lateralus while l pack up cookies and finish laundry before I go to bed at what used to be my leaving the house hour. Still got it
a colorful painting of a man 's organs including the brain and heart
ALT: a colorful painting of a man 's organs including the brain and heart
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December 13, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What in the cinnamon toast fuck is this
First trailer for Andy Serkis’ ‘ANIMAL FARM’ has dropped.

In theaters May 1.

#AnimalFarm #AndySerkis
December 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Pretty sure I have a torn labrum in my hip 😭. I think I can pinpoint when it happened (stepped awkwardly carrying a book crate a month or two ago and felt a sharp pain) But now the pain is relatively constant. Seeing the doctor on Monday but man this sucks
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
One of the best parts of my job is getting to discuss books with my boss and my coworkers. Yesterday my boss and I were both at the desk and it was slow so we talked abt the 📕 I was reading & I asked “Have you ever read, or..attempted to read James Joyce?” She said “attempted is the word” 😂 (cont)
December 12, 2025 at 10:38 PM
What I wore to work the day I officially became a full employee
December 12, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I broke down and bought arch support shoes. Library employee life
December 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
So, 6 month evaluation. I literally had zero library experience when I took this job. Just a BA in history and lots of customer service experience. I am thrilled that this is how my supervisors see me 🥹🖤
December 11, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Got a $50 grocery gift card from work for Christmas and you know what? Hell yeah
December 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Pneumonia is a horror show and I still get a little breathless and anxious when I think about my experience with it last year. Get your flu shot. Breathing is awesome
December 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
My youngest daughter has a former friend who has turned into a bully and my middle daughter knows her. Last night I heard my middle daughter say “Oh she wants to talk to you? Tell her she can talk to your sister. I’LL TALK TO HER” 😂😂
December 11, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I am a woman, a firstborn daughter, and the first granddaughter on both sides of my family. I’ve been fixing things I didn’t break my whole life. Made me super funny tho
December 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Doing that magical Christmas mom shit while I limp around like an old woman because I’ve clearly got a hip injury I’m ignoring
December 10, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I managed the gingerbread dough lol. Better than nothing
December 10, 2025 at 11:22 PM