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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike
@bastardsword.bsky.social
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · Jul 9
cordoning off a part of the timeline, this is where i talk to myself guys
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rajandelman.bsky.social
Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 8h
Instagram, seeing if it can tempt me with The Pitt yaoi
You werent alive when i was in med school Can you put that out on me
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 4h
once i had 600 followers on a niche microblogging website and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me i’m so happy to live in obscurity again
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boypussybot.bsky.social
cedar bot @boypussybot.bsky.social · 4h
WANT ME!!!! WHERE ARE THE BUTCH LESBIANS WHO WANT MEEEEE
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 4h
ope let me post on by ya
bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 4h
guys i love my new job sorry if this offends
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 1d
ahhhh i’ll dm you!!!
bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 1d
i lived bitch
bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 2d
i start my new job tomorrow aaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 1d
under communism we all get one (1) designer pussy assigned to us by the government
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 1d
this is gonna go crazy with the puppygirls
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 1d
aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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raxkingisdead.bsky.social
rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 2d
few ideas have damaged the average psyche more than ‘the customer is always right.’ it should be a little bit humiliating, being a customer. you should walk into any service transaction knowing that the other person, and not you, is in control over whether you get your treats
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 2d
i’m not nERVOUS AT ALL why dO YOU ASK
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 2d
i start my new job tomorrow aaaaaaaAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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dilfkink.kindboys.online
francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 3d
me receiving direct orders from god (he's telling me to post about old men)
borzbot.bsky.social
Borzoibot @borzbot.bsky.social · 3d
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 3d
personally i think it would bring about world peace if greg davies let me sit on his face and then be his big spoon!!!! sorry if this offends!!!! but we could try it just to see!!!!!!
bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 3d
yesss omg i loved omega mart i could have spent so long in there snooping through everything 😄
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 3d
duuuude yessss i love my tackle box 😄
tool box for my man tools
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 3d
if i could catch them and train them as mercenaries i would mail them to my enemies
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 3d
i’ve massacred an army of fruit flies and the remainder won’t get in the damn jar of vinegar and drown to death. this is how i accidentally create fruit fly super soldiers
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 3d
i cleaned my house and got sweaty, you see this is what’s wrong with the world. even worse, no one applauded me and gave me a little treat.
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 4d
this is just to say
i have drank
the wingstop ranch
that was in the ice box

and which
you were probably
saving
for your wings

forgive me
it was delicious
so savory
and so creamy
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 4d
god i love hotel hell (gordon ramsay in his speedo again)
bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 4d
blacked out at costco and bought giant pretzels
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 6d
can’t believe james gunn is personally making me enjoy foxy shazam
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bastardsword.bsky.social
🧶ike @bastardsword.bsky.social · 6d
can’t go back to mastodon i had an embarrassing crush once
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