Andy Barr
@barrstard.bsky.social
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These might be fairly dark times, but Darren Stevens is returning to the Kent fold as a bowling coach for next season... no, I've not got anything more uplifting than that. Ok. Pass the gun when you're done with it?
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Hasn't pleased the lord in years - trading off historic glories, no effort to produce anything but known chords these days.
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barrstard.bsky.social
Tackling the hot button issue of 'labubus'
barrstard.bsky.social
Saw David live last night - very disappointing. Played the secret chord two songs in, then reworked deep album cuts and b-sides.
barrstard.bsky.social
Tackling the hot button issue of 'labubus'
barrstard.bsky.social
Gung- what is present which can heal rift with wife?
barrstard.bsky.social
Surely, *someone* can nag TP to give PTA and the good folks at Warner Bros a nudge to greenlight this thing
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Not a banger, apparently.
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Grug - how open pisshole?
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Grug - how open pisshole?
barrstard.bsky.social
I gather that the team behind The Inbetweeners are taking a 'Twin Peaks: The Return style' approach to new episodes.
barrstard.bsky.social
You will be pleased to know that I permitted things to run their course
barrstard.bsky.social
Quandary: do I let the man using one Henry Weston's to open another on the Overground know that I have a bottle opener?
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Just tried to make a call on my beer and drink my phone.
barrstard.bsky.social
Computer, generate a man named 'Porl'
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If history has taught me anything, it's that France used to be called 'Gaul,' and their two best guys were a big one and a little one and that there was also a wizard there.
Reposted by Andy Barr
museumofcomedy.bsky.social
London's friendliest new material night returns this month on the 13th with new gear from:

🦚 Ada Campe
🐈 Andy Barr
🍝 Dick Denham
🎺 Jacob Edwards
🦉 Jake Baker
😈 John Pape
🤡 John-Luke Roberts
🎞️ Matt Highton
🥁 Marty Gleeson
🧡 Nick Elleray
🏅 Sean Patrick
& your MC Tony Dunn
barrstard.bsky.social
It was the Student Loans Company hold music at some point a decade ago.
barrstard.bsky.social
Don't be daft - no one would organise a large scale concert simply to catch one man in some sort of gigantic, bizarre sting operation!!

(I will not see you there, as I am attending the extra date)
barrstard.bsky.social
Seriously, there are so many benefits:
- AI bishop has no historic ties to sex offenders
- AI bishop can be tweaked to look young and behave coquettishly in order to appeal to sex offenders
barrstard.bsky.social
With the world captivated by Tilly Norwood, the Church of England has a golden opportunity to drag itself into the 21st century with a fully AI Archbishop.
barrstard.bsky.social
To a bird, such as gull, a split bin bag is a banquet. To a human, it sucks. Perspective matters.