Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven
@balaenacetus.bsky.social
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He/him/his 38 I am here to be as kind and understanding as I can. I may falter, but I endeavor to try. Bi, out to myself and internet strangers, but to those I know, I'll be a mystery; ADHD, self diagnosed. Professional (not really) Internet Commenter.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · Feb 2
Just to clarify, not a bot. I'm just photos of myself on the internet shy (personal psychological reasons). DM me and I'll DM back an episode from the many series of Star Trek with my opinion of the episode.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1h
The hardness is showing.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 6h
He looks nice.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 6h
Sir.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
@zekeytheotter.bsky.social
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
What are your general and specific interests, fandoms, favorite concepts and themes, costumable professions, and/or things you are into?
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
No, just no. It's a trap.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
May you come in someone hot.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
Che uomini belli.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
As you should be.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
Nic Cage where are you at? National Treasure III, when?
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 7h
You don't need the wooden poles that are staked into the ground to keep the tree from breaking in the wind anymore.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 8h
Add sliced apples, dried cranberries, ginger, cinnamon, nutmeg, allspice, and some brown sugar.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 9h
Aye.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
There are an excessive quantity of white bottom twinks, you need greater specificity. Maybe consider the cock provider's characteristics to help narrow down the possibilities.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
Tall guy, indeed.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
I'm here for the inverse reason. I followed for "what the fuck is this weird man gonna post next." Staying because there are bonus thirst traps, but I like weird people regardless.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
8.5 shoe size 5'4". I'm not an imposing figure.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
True. It might induce further questions. I thought of another idea, how do you feel about The Tenth Doctor from Doctor Who?
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
Nice. They look great. They kind of made me think of Geordi LaForge (with optical implants) and Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
Swirl my tongue under your foreskin, hold it in my mouth and suck, just lick it all over, hold your balls in my mouth, just generally orally worship it.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
You called?
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
I don't know why, but I keep on thinking of Troy Barnes from Community (Donald Glover) for you. Maybe it's because of his line "I have the weirdest boner."
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
What are your general and specific interests, fandoms, favorite themes and concepts, fetishes that can be toned down or up depending on setting, or likes? I need to know who I am dealing with on an ideological level in order to give advice here.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
Hey, some of us never knew our foreskin and for some this might be the closest to getting that knowledge, but in a far less functional way.
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Balaena Cetus (Whale Whale), but call me Steven @balaenacetus.bsky.social · 1d
The anti-embiggening of it all.
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