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Badger Mash
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Made of the land I lived on. Plants, Wildlife, BBC Radio 4, Tolkien, Tea, TaiChi, Policy rather than Politics, #Population #SaveOurBBC Worcestershire
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Imagining the consequnces if all the, currrently hyperactive, vexillophiles became guerilla gardeners.
Government, whether Lab, Con, Ref or Lib, would clamp down hard. Possession of a trowel would get you 10 years inside. The RHS would become a proscribed terrorist organisation.
All we have to do is wait.
"Always, after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again." JRR Tolkien
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Unless it was over Dover....
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Mr Blobby kept us on our toes, ready to spot the pink-and-yellow polka dots of the lurking monster predator. Mr Blobby taught us survival skills
A long ago ex-boss had once had ultimate control, with the job title "Typhoon Controller".
We have a long family tradition of being very bad at cat names. My grandfather had many cats: Ginger, Grey Cat, Baby Kitten, Kitten, and in the distant past there had even been Cat. The apple did not fall far from the tree: our last was Pussycat.
Only just...
🦊#FoxiMax #1153 8/8
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FoxiMax - A Word Puzzle
Multiple word guessing puzzle game
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🌱 Plant #754 🌲
I figured it out in 11 guesses!
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🔥 115 | Avg. Guesses: 10.2

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Become an evolutionary detective to find the Mystery Plant!
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"There Is No Time." Lou Reed
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1776: Deep fog, dark & still, spitting fog.
In these days of huge heating bills, cut price suncream could serve as an alternative to the goose grease that used to be liberally applied to children before they were sewn into vests not to be removed until Easter.
Bioabundance: A Tudor account of insects washed downstream by a winter flood on the River Severn, in such vast quantities that they jammed up water mills for four days and had to be dug out by the shovel load.
Source: Transactions of the Entomological Society of London, vol 1, 1812.
I can almost hear John Peel saying this as a band name.
🪲 Animal #815 🐏
I figured it out in 8 guesses!
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Their Commander in Chief has told them to keep a close eye on VT, in case it tries to creep across the Canadian border.
"My Cheque Book" is a dangerously volatile issue for folk of a certain age, as I have found more than once, to my cost. Last time, once the local branch of the bank had closed, so they couldn't go and hold the place up, I said that, after a particular date, cheques would no longer be in use.
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The lake of Llyn Cerrig Bach, Anglesey-one of those rare places where the veil between then & now can feel like mist, & never more so than, having spent the weekend hunting for its lost Iron Age artefacts, & with its ancient peat ingrained beneath fingernails, someone lifts a carnyx to their lips
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Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I've just found, inside a Snickers bar, a Marathon bar of exactly the same size.
Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.
They seem to have run out of ammo here.
This makes perfect sense, given that the infernal ITV soap "Crossroads" had a regular character called Amy Turtle.