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Jess
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I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
And I don't want the responsibility! Even if I'm doing basically the same job and weird shit always seems to go down when Sean is away for a break.
Oh, you'll be great. I think they've quit asking me because I said no so many times.
I just want to be an incredibly wealthy divorcée, giving huge sums of money to support deserving people and institutions.
MacKenzie Scott, the billionaire former wife of Jeff Bezos, is donating $60 million to the Center for Disaster Philanthropy, a nonprofit group that helps improve disaster resilience and recovery in struggling communities that otherwise lack the resources to rebuild.
MacKenzie Scott Backs Disaster Recovery in Marginalized Communities
The billionaire’s $60 million donation to the Center for Disaster Philanthropy counters cuts to federal emergency assistance and diversity programs.
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Met a guy at the bar who is working with her and I definitely could not stop myself from rolling my eyes when he was talking about her upcoming campaign.
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I'm exhausted. This is our third very intense city election in four years. A week from today we will make decisions that we can't undo until 2029. So remember to only vote for good candidates, never the bad ones.
Well, that's not terrible.
I do that all the time. I block people I see making dumb replies to other folks I follow. Or don't follow.
Peacock asking if I want to share my data with the NBA. Absolutely not.
This is gonna make me bust my OG Angel out.
It's really quite simple!
What's it like to not have your shoulders constantly up around your ears? Does anyone know?
I complain about the bus, but I would never drive.
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nude is a curious pant color for a contact sport
It really, really is.
I'm not the only person at the Kathleen Edwards show who was at the game tonight.
SLOB WIZARD JINGLES
I think these motherfuckers want homophobic chicken as much as a win.
More WNBA ass officiating.
Like, I get it, but it's still dumb as hell.
This is the last thing I need right now, TouchTunes.