Dr Toboggan's Ungodly Homunculus
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Period repost of the stuff I do cos I've recently sorted out the very bad spelling and grammar in a couple of things and also finished a new thing: all of them are available for free download here: aylwin-lambert.itch.io
Cover for 'The Forms of Object Apprehension' - it's red, black and blue and loosely designed in the style of 80s/90s science textbooks. Behind the text are various abstract forms. Cover for 'Construct Your Own RCS - Record Card System and Decorated Storage Seat' - A Research Tool for Using Craft & Creativity in Personal Enquiry - Part Two: Woden Cross Stich. There a images bound by boxes, the two larger ones are based on a birds eye view of a index card box, There are 5 images: a stack of 4 record card boxes, some dickhead using a mitre saw, a cross stiched face, detail from a router being used, close up of a card with stickers and some writing on it. Cover for Revival: A Proposal for Common Miscellanies. The cover is an almost direct copy of Reaper, a wargame manual that was a predecessor of Warhammer (although it was open for all miniatures- the guy who designed it died penniless round the corner from where I used to live which says a lot really). The only change is a picture of flowers instead of a monster thing (another word for miscellanies was florigellum, literally 'a gathering of flowers')
aylwin.bsky.social
Actually I think our country is poorer for the lack of surly hate filled service staff, people think they're there to bow and scrape to them and they're not, they're there to hand you something and take your money and then you fuck off, happy they chose to acknowledge you at all.
aylwin.bsky.social
Oh yeah I remember him, an inspiration to us all.
aylwin.bsky.social
Sorry but the second one opened in britain all its food items would transform into petrol station price crisps and some ham and cheese pasty thing that looks like its silently begging for death.
aylwin.bsky.social
Yeah I've not watched it for well over a decade but its glorious 90s run is imprinted to a worrying degree in my mind (the 00s less so, I only really remember the story line that pissed me off so much I gave in on it forever).
aylwin.bsky.social
Makes me even more baffled as to what they mean when they talk about 'British culture'.
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aylwin.bsky.social
Hes some pe teacher dickhead although for ages I thought people were on about the 80s eastenders character.
aylwin.bsky.social
Innit, its really up there for me in terms of scummy new York classics whilst also having an almost European vibe about it.
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aylwin.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

Ringu
Scanners
Q the winged serpent
King Kong
jacklikesfilms.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Devil Rides Out
Theatre of Blood
Suspiria (original and remake tbh)
Nosferatu the Vampire
miseryvulture.bsky.social
Quote this with the first four Horror movies that come to your mind that are 10/10s for you. No cheating. Just the first four that pop into your head.

The Innocents
Wounds
Fire Walk With Me
Possession
aylwin.bsky.social
I can't even begin to work out what they're trying to communicate here, its just utter nonsense.
aylwin.bsky.social
If she wants them to listen to her she needs to join reform.
aylwin.bsky.social
Tbf this is how my mind thinks about America about 50% of the time.
aylwin.bsky.social
Literally half the game being the prologue of the film really was so fucking cheeky.
aylwin.bsky.social
That third level "hey ten year old kid, you've been persevering with this ropey as fuck game, why not do a surprise puzzle with 0 explanation". I loved puzzles and it still felt really shitty.
aylwin.bsky.social
The most depressing thing is that I bet there's loads of him.
aylwin.bsky.social
Didn't complete it tbf but not because I gave in (I mean I gave in eventually obviously).
aylwin.bsky.social
Terminator 2 for the gameboy as my own fucking choice.
aylwin.bsky.social
The 80k a year is a small wage guy? If so yeah he was a dick. The other contributing factor for me is aesthetics and thinking its Kantian roots are irremeably bad and can only be replaced through anarchism but I suspect I'm in a minority of one there.
aylwin.bsky.social
It's definitely radicalised me. In the opposite direction like but still, literally no one wants this shit.
aylwin.bsky.social
This plus the hill I'm on will form a defensive peninsula jutting out into bay of Trent.
What is my elevation: 53m
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lucasjn.bsky.social
Here's a T. Rex bored to death trying to bite their own tail. My partner asked me to animate it in stop motion, after she watched a video about the very important topic of "could T. Rex chew its own tail like a dog". The puppet is still a work in progress 🦖
aylwin.bsky.social
A lot of people are dunking on you for this but I actually think it's impressive that a baby who was only born recently can type coherent sentences, even if they are completely historically illiterate.