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professoraxeman

@axeeugene.bsky.social

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Not a real professor, but I used to play one in everyday life. No, it's not a Cuban, goddamn it. It's Dominican. Stop the world; I want to get off. I block all engagement farming accounts, no matter their stripe.

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 3h

They're only "doing well" because people in positions to know better decided a bunch of useless made up bullshit had enormous financial value.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 3h

Arachnid handyman?

AI is a scourge.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 3h

"Look at this drunk raccoon, haw haw!" absolutely terrified and infuriated me.

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senador32.bsky.social @senador32.bsky.social · 4h

An stunning and accurate image of the damage done by Trump to American democratic institutions.

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 6h

You should be sorry, since Matlock was a lawyer.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 6h

OK, Grace.

Grace Kelly and Cary Grant in To Catch a Thief.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 7h

Hey Chip Roy:

GFY, theocrat.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 8h

Outoftouchfascistnutbagsayswhat?

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 11h

I stole his pills and dick pics.

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 13h

Headline makes it seem this is politics as usual...

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

A year ago a 12oz bag of coffee beans at Aldi was $5.99. Today I paid $8.29.

But I guess that very old word "groceries" don't matter anymore.

Thanks, #PresidentDiarrhea .

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Well, they already bought Trump. How much more garish can you need in one lifetime?

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

I'd laugh if the desperation weren't so sad.

Sorry, Florida:

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

The Saudis would buy them.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

AHEM. "Violation." The word you're looking for is "violation."

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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 1d

That AI slop is like a story a 3-year-old makes up when they get mad at another toddler: "Then I put on my crown and get into my airplane. It says on the side that I'm the king. I fly up so high over the stupid people. I throw poop down all over the mean people. They cry and cry, but I just laugh."

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Top shelf.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

Oh we're already there, and AI's rise means it'll be illiteracy on steroids in the next 5 years.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

That shitbag is supposedly my representative and all he's done is publicly threaten a town with funding cuts after a school teacher in his district shared an opinion he didn't like about Charlie Kirk.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a 3 year old in his prized green lizard costume in my town today. This was his sign:

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professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

OMG. I almost cried out.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

Very heartened to see that my town of <20K people turned out probably 1500 to the No Kings rally today and most of the auto traffic was *very* supportive.

Also funny to note the 8 or so pickup dudes who squealed their tires and sped around traffic like maniacs cuz their little fee fees got hurted.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

Also, a dramatic distinction between this and a MAGA rally is that here, lots of folks are carrying US flags, but no one is wearing one.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

Just saw a woman in a Queen of Hearts costume, and I am compelled to tell you that this protest is the kindest, warmest, bravest, most wonderful protest I have ever known.

professoraxeman @axeeugene.bsky.social · 2d

Best sign at No Kings in my town:

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