Mister Alex
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Weird but kinda alright once you get to know me. @awpchristie on Twitter.
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Dad has taken to sending the WhatsApp group he has with just me and brother in a photo from his daily morning walk each day.

It's rather lovely.
A photo of Norfolk countryside, low mist hanging over a bramble patch as sunlight streams between the surrounding trees.
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Or indeed, an American.
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I have no idea! Cloggs are completely outside of my frame of reference, beyond 'they're a thing that exist' - the uncertainty was real.
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Does one wear socks with cloggs normally?
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Pretty sure that's the point I stopped bothering.
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What an absolutely epic amount of effort to go to!
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"señor, you do not even have a ship, let alone a cargo worth my while. Why should I waste my time with you?"
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Wait till they hear about UBI...
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It's not regular but I was in some voiceover stuff and short video clips for a project at work.

Absolutely loathed hearing and seeing it played back, I'm afraid.
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*both eyelids twitching*

They. Did. What?!? 😱
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Love capturing fire on camera.
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Same here.

This is one of my favourite photos of me and kiddo. I call it "Christopher Robin and Pooh say goodbye to Piglet"
Black and white photo of a man and a child watching a bonfire. The bonfire is fairly huge and some distance away, and it is silhouetting the watchers.

 The man is wearing a long coat and a wide brimmed hat. 

The child is wearing a coat and a hat with bear ears on it.

They are holding hands.
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Sipping prosecco and chomping on the finest canapés as you luxuriate in your finest legwear, we all know it!
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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Thank you for your attention to this matter, etc, normal twatposting will now be resumed.
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I don't mean to be gauche, but I do want to have a little celebrate of the fact that my employer just offered a bump in salary and brought my pay review date forward by four months in order to do so, to acknowledge the work I've been doing.
a cartoon duck wearing a hat and goggles is walking on a white background .
Alt: a cartoon duck wearing a hat is dancing on a white background .
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Zebra pins remaining faaaancy!
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She did so much dark magic in there that her spirit sort of lingers in the fabric of the building, slowly corrupting all who enter.
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Mech suits for whales so they could come on land and fully express their feelings about humans. Especially orcas.

I guess that makes me the crazed villain?
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lets say a wizard has cursed you with a lot of money. you are going to become permanently brain damaged simply by being in possession of so much money. the only way out of it is to spend a lot of money on something ridiculous and not at all useful

what would you buy to break the curse?
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Time to turn the screenwashers on and the wipers to full chat
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I think you can mute without unfollowing, if that's something you want to do.

(I just unfollow quietly and get on with it. I see virtually no drama on the TL and I love that for me 🥰)
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Yeaaaaah I don't love it.
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Tell me my good man, is there any other part of the fish that you can eat?