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Amesower

@awesomer.bsky.social

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Jerk of all trades; master of pun

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Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 21h

I know I raised my son right, because he posted an Instagram story about D'Angelo.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 1d

Ah, that's because I keep my dumb internet jokes persona anonymous! I have other socials where I am openly me.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 1d

"To see a bong in a kerosene lamp / And a pipe in walrus of stone...."

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 1d

None that I can find.

Also, of the people I know, she's the likeliest to absolutely freak out if she got high.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 1d

I’m quarantining in the apartment of my mother-in-law, who is out of town, and taking pictures of the stuff in it.

A photograph of some knick-knacks and tchotchkes, including a porcelain figurine of a sweeping woman, a stone walrus, and some oil lamps. I was messing around with my camera because I’m bored, so for this shot I closed the blinds and got out a tripod. For this shot I did a two-second exposure at ISO 100. My aperture was pretty wide; I tried some with a narrower aperture and even longer shutter, but the deeper field of focus made the composition too cluttered. I’m pretty happy with the result. Since the light was all ambient, it’s very even, and there’s hard any noise. The textures came out pleasant too, in a way that fits the overall tackiness of the image. Fun times!

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 2d

Yuck.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 2d

Oh man, I'm laid low by something too. Feels just like Covid, but I'm testing negative five days in so -\_(¨,)_/-

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 2d

It seems like laptops are the only ones listening to my music!!

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking of using this for my profile pic for spooky season, but I'm worried it's too disturbing.

A weird knockoff troll doll that's also a clown. Scary!

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 3d

It's fun watching zoomers discovery Labi Siffre song by song.

The Vince McMahon reactions meme with the titles of four Labi Siffre songs: "I Got The," "My Song," "Cannock Chase," and "Bless the Telephone."

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 3d

No, I just know that he's the bassist on this tour, which blows my mind, since I first hear Destroyer because of him.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 3d

Fun fact: the bassist burned a copy of Streethawk in 2003 and gave it to FOT David (Loambagel/Emergency Broadcast Hour), who loaned it to me.

Everything is about me, or at least in this case it is!

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 3d

Also, I'm getting a lot of "Wow, it's mixed really well!" from friends. I think my hopes were too high that this would be my breakout hit.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 3d

Doing my part. For awareness.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 4d

Weed strains in 2005: Napthalene Sweatsock
Weed strains in 2025: Mintberry M&Ms

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 4d

I had the thought “Jatham Statham,” searched to see if anyone else had also thought that, and found this.

Jordan @ennuisports.bsky.social · Mar 11

Inside of you, there are two wolves.

Two wolves staring at each other. One is labeled “Jason STASON,” one is labeled “Jatham Statham.”

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 6d

Oh man, I hear those e-socks are great for web browsing.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 7d

Harold and Maude Go to White Castle

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 7d

I saw it in VistaVision and it looked great, but you should know beforehand that there is a lot of flickering, especially in bright scenes. You get used to it, though

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 8d

Claude Lévi-Strauss could have watched “Chocolate Rain.”

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 8d

Irving Berlin could have listened to 3 Feet High and Rising.

rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 8d

you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 9d

Look, just because it’s the best movie I’ve seen in a long time doesn’t mean I’m going to stop calling it Little Battles Everywhere

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 9d

She killed it too.

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 10d

Playing in my head now: Nina Simone covering AC Newman’s “35 in the Shade”

Amesower @awesomer.bsky.social · 12d

Like, what is the subject in a portrait? The background? The foreground? It’s hard to say.