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Jay Elizalde

@avicaeruleum.bsky.social

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Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 29d

Is the basement messy? Yes.

Am I dead inside? Yes.

Am I going to this gay gentlemen's social in order feel something and get out of this head space? Yes.

Am I going to let the inner void manifest itself in the form of shabbiness? Not today.

A mirror selfie...
An outfit befitting the arrival of autumn.

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 2h

a woman in a nun costume says " i love him "

ALT: a woman in a nun costume says " i love him "

media.tenor.com

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 4h

What happened? ☹️

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19h

*Scribbles down note frantically

"BIG"

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19h

Dead.

Mikepole @michaeldrummey.bsky.social · 19h

Ohhh, i bet.

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Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19h

@mardukian.com, I am guessing that this is one of @lukeacl.com's go-to genres. 😉👍

grayson @graysond.bsky.social · 21h

I bet this feels so good if you're a plane

The floppy accordion part where a jet bridge connects to an airplane

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19h

Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only

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Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 19h

TMI.

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20h

In today's entomology class, we shall focus on Pediculus humanus capitis. Commonly known as the human head louse. Plural "lice." This insect is an obligate ectoparasite unique to humans. They spend their entire life cycle on the human scalp and feed exclusively on blood.

Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 1d

LICE 😂
Seattle, Washington
No Kings

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20h

Keep the Kleenex handy.

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20h

Why do I subject myself to the torturous ritual of carefully arranging throw pillows when making the bed in the morning, only to unceremoniously toss them all on the floor like dirty laundry when I plop into bed at night!?

O, Sisyphus! I get you now!

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20h

I want an Italian. 👉👈 🧄

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Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 20h

Pareidolia!

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21h

Capitalism.

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 21h

This is where I skeet from

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 22h

Neophyte. 🤭

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 23h

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 23h

Time will tell. 👍

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Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 23h

Maybe when he has content on here?

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Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

Me: *Puts on "Music for Plants"

Husband: "Are you a plant?"

Me: "Yes. I am a couch potato."

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

It does look a bit too snug.

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

You rocked it! 🪨✨️

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

A eureka moment!

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

When is Starmie going to make an appearance? 🤔

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

A boo-boo! 🫢
Protect him, and his arms, at all costs! 😲

Jay Elizalde @avicaeruleum.bsky.social · 1d

*Scribbles down note while sobbing a bit 😢

"He's only 'very gay!' Not 'completely gay!'"